What is this last judgment which the Bible talks about?

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What is this last judgment the Bible talks about? Does it occur in a courtroom somewhere like in Jerusalem, Israel? Is it held in a large, public football or basketball stadium? Is the public invited to attend or is it in a private, closed courtroom? Can a person be represented by a licensed attorney? How long do these trials/judgments last? 1 day? 1 week? 1 month? Other? What does the Bible itself say?

As I understand it, this is a cheerful time when the dead humans (there will be hundreds of trillions of us by then) all rise from our graves (I guess those who had been cremated will be a conglomeration of ashes, but most will be badly decomposed at best--some of us might be down to a few molecules--those of us who will have been eaten by whales will emerge as whale poop).

It will be in an extremely large public venue. Sorry, no attorneys--they'll all be going elsewhere, anyway.

Those of us who will have been baptized, and who believed that Jesus died for our sins, and who never blasphemed the holy spirit, will ascend into Heaven, which is located somewhere in outer space. There, we shall sing perpetual songs of praise to all three of God's persons.

Those of us who will not have been baptized, or who did not adhere to correct, wholesome and proper beliefs concerning the fact that Jesus died for our sins, or who blasphemed the holy spirit, will be consigned to a pit within the Earth's core, where they shall be eternally tortured, bullied, and made quite uncomfortable by Satan and his minions.

Oh cum now. They won't be that glorious. Are we all going to look the same, then?