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cw10
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08 Sep 2011, 12:35 am

I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster, because in order for there to be spaghetti and meatballs one must first invent the universe.

Hmm...

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08 Sep 2011, 8:00 am

You do realize that the FSM is a parody, right?

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08 Sep 2011, 8:04 am

heathen!! no stripper factory for you in the afterlife :twisted:

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08 Sep 2011, 10:16 am

cw10 wrote:

I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster, because in order for there to be spaghetti and meatballs one must first invent the universe.

and Italians.

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08 Sep 2011, 12:26 pm

But spaghetti and meatballs might have been created in God's image!

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08 Sep 2011, 12:31 pm

Lol, left or right chiral?

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08 Sep 2011, 12:52 pm

I don't like the way you are all making fun of my religious beliefs. You all deserve to be banned. :evil:

I will have the last laugh in the afterlife and be rolling around in luxuriant pasta sauce for all eternity! Ha! And I won't let you have any of my Parmesan cheese either!

I think you should all repent and join with me in a prayer:

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Our spaghetti
Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmessan
But deliver us from Chef Boy Ardee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.
Ramen

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08 Sep 2011, 1:11 pm

I feel like I need a shower just reading that. Suppose I'd make for a terrible pastafarian.

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08 Sep 2011, 1:32 pm

To heck with this, I'm off to make a cup of tea in Russell's Teapot. :lol:

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08 Sep 2011, 1:48 pm

TallyMan wrote:

Hallelu-yarr!

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08 Sep 2011, 2:23 pm

I took a poo, and lo and behold the smear on the toilet, a holy apparation of his image appeared!

I have come to beg thy holy noodlage for his mercy.

Forgive me for my dastardly boy-ar-deeds. I have been misguided!

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08 Sep 2011, 2:34 pm

I rarely get to have the holy sacrament of spaghetti and meatballs, but i do regularly eat "Oh! Ricey" brand instant Pho' soup, which has rice noodles and little balls of meat in it.

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08 Sep 2011, 2:37 pm

blauSamstag wrote:

I rarely get to have the holy sacrament of spaghetti and meatballs, but i do regularly eat "Oh! Ricey" brand instant Pho' soup, which has rice noodles and little balls of meat in it.

If you need pre-made meatballs Mama Lucia are pretty good, from there the sauce and spaghetti preparation is super quick.

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08 Sep 2011, 2:56 pm

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

blauSamstag wrote:

I rarely get to have the holy sacrament of spaghetti and meatballs, but i do regularly eat "Oh! Ricey" brand instant Pho' soup, which has rice noodles and little balls of meat in it.

If you need pre-made meatballs Mama Lucia are pretty good, from there the sauce and spaghetti preparation is super quick.

How big are they? I used to get costco brand meatballs but they are huge, one meatball is a mouthfull.

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08 Sep 2011, 3:00 pm

blauSamstag wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

blauSamstag wrote:

I rarely get to have the holy sacrament of spaghetti and meatballs, but i do regularly eat "Oh! Ricey" brand instant Pho' soup, which has rice noodles and little balls of meat in it.

If you need pre-made meatballs Mama Lucia are pretty good, from there the sauce and spaghetti preparation is super quick.

How big are they? I used to get costco brand meatballs but they are huge, one meatball is a mouthfull.

Inch and a half to two inches maybe? They're quite reasonable.

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08 Sep 2011, 3:51 pm

I'm going to dress like a pirate in honour of this thread.

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