I'VE FOUND RELIGION!! !

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After spending years as a happy Agnostic/Athiest I've finally found a brain washing cult to sell my soul to. Pastafarianism Try it!! It's great!!

No thanks, I prefer eating spaghetti as opposed to worshipping it. Besides, if I start worshipping another god Cthulhu will go after me.

http://www.locksley.com/cthulhu/index2.htm

He is sort of dark and vengeful as you could probably see.

I'm happy for you. Just don't come knocking at my door, I might do something dreadful.

Please , tell me that these people are just kidding and having fun instead of worshiping this thing :/

HAHAHA brilliant!! The new Christianity???

All praise to the mighty, all knowing, tasty noodle. Now I'm getting hungry.

The flying spaghetti monster has to be a joke.
Cthulhu I can buy, even if Lovecraft did make him up.
But not the flying spaghetti monster. It's not only a joke, it's an obvious one.

Followers of Squiggy is still, and always shall be the one true path.
But Pastafarianism is pretty close to the ultimate truth. That truth being Squiggy.

Hey, awesomelyglorious, where is ol' Squid-Face? I say that because how in the heck are you meant to pronounce "Cthulhu". They sometimes say "khhloo-hloo", I usually say "sssfoo-lehuu".

The flying spaghetti monster is no threat to the world, as long as we have Italians.

And the Right Honourable Ravioli....

KLOL!

Well, Cthulu is trapped in another world as we can see in this comic. http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/?date=2003-11-30

The actual sound --- as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it --- may be taken as something like Khlul'hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutterally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, since the h represents the gutteral thickness. The second syllable is not very well rendered --- the l being unrepresented.

Ah, nice comic Awesomelyglorious. But I prefer my "sssfoo-lehuu" pronounciation.

And remember kiddies, the moral of the story?

The Beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God.

Like oh my god! Where did you find the picture just above?! That looks just like my ex and her family!

Is this that cult that goes around mutilating squirrels?

Whiteskunk, just follow the website in the top-right of the picture. It's on the "Doctor Who" official website at http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho

It comes from a two-parter story called "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit". If you want similar pictures of the Ood (the Cthulhu-like squid-things in the picture), just go to the "Pictures" section and then to the section on "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit".

You thought that was bad.......



Try a mad Dalek Emperor who thinks he's God.

YOU MAY NOT LEAVE MY PRES-ENCE!