Way back when Mormonism first got started, American Christians kicked the Mormons clear out of the country. They had to go and hide in the Mexican desert.
A few years later, the American Christians kicked Mexico's ass in the Mexican-American War, and the Mormons found themselves living in America again.
After our little civil war, American Christians decided to persecute Mormons once again--ostensibly over the polygamy issue. Once again, Mormons went away to hide out in Mexico.
Mitt Romney's father was born in a polygamous Mormon family in Mexico, migrated to America and became Michigan's first Mormon governor. And now, Mitt Romney is poised to become America's first Mormon president. Mormons are actively recruiting throughout the world, and outbreeding everyone else. They have been especially active in the South Pacific, where some countries are now at least close to have a majority Mormon population.
So, what do ye make of this? Are the Christians wrong, and is God really a Mormon? Does God want America to become a Mormon nation?