corn dogs, yummy:)

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Heeeyyy, iza me, Snake:) I wanna tell a joke.

little johnny was about to turn 12 yrs old, and he had been talking endlessly about wanting a pet duck. So on his 12th birthday, his mother bought him a pet duck and a little red wagon to carry him in. Anywhere lil' johnny went, the duck and the lil' red wagon were guaranteed to follow.
One day, Johnny was on his way up the road to the local convenient store when a young busty, attractive blond lady stops him. She tells Johnny "excuse me lil boy, may I please take your duck and your little red wagon? I'll f--k you for it".... Johnny f--ks her, gives her the duck and the lil' red wagon, and goes about his business.
On the way back, the lady stops him again, and this time says "excuse me lil' boy, can you please take back your duck and your lil' red wagon? I'll f--k you again for it". Johnny f--ks her again, takes back his duck and lil' red wagon, and continues on his way home.
Now, as Johnny crosses the street, a large semi truck comes along and hits the duck, killing him... The trucker steps out, feeling guilty, and offers johnny $25.00 to make up for the damages.
When Johnny gets home, his mother asks him where his duck and little red wagon went... Johnny replies "well momma, to make a long story short," (say this as fast as possible)
"I got a f--k for a duck, a duck for a f--k, twenty five bucks for a f--ked up duck"

(edit) the last post was an uneccesary sarcasm