XenSmithy wrote:
Does anyone else believe in the Illuminati like I do?
Answer these questions, please:
1.0.0 HUMAN & MATERIAL RESOURCES
1.1.0 How large is the supposed Illuminati conspiracy?
1.2.0 How many people are part of this Illuminati conspiracy?
1.3.0 Are there enough of them to carry out the Illuminati's plan?
1.4.0 What infrastructure and resources does the Illuminati need?
1.5.0 How much time and money did it take and where did this money come from?
2.0.0 GAIN & PROFIT
2.1.0 Explicitly who gains what from the Illuminati conspiracy and for what price?
2.1.1 If the Illuminati is an old conspiracy - who gains what from maintaining it?
2.1.2 Is this the easiest way of gaining it?
2.1.3 If not, why was it chosen over the easiest way?
3.0.0 SECRECY & SECURITY
3.1.0 How likely is the supposed Illuminati conspiracy to be covered up if has gone on a long time?
3.2.0 If there are thousands of Illuminati conspirators, and the Illuminati conspiracy has gone on for decades, why have none defected?
3.2.1 Why have none of them leaked the story?
3.2.2 If many Illuminati conspirators are dead, why have none of them told the truth on their deathbeds, or in their wills?
4.0.0 ORGANIZATION & PLANNING
4.1.0 How does the Illuminati recruit new members?
4.2.0 How does the Illuminati keep track of membership?
4.3.0 If there are many thousands of Illuminati conspirators, how are they organized?
4.4.0 Where are the secret Illuminati conferences held?
4.5.0 If the Illuminati are organized through known channels or entities, how do they keep non-members who work there from uncovering the conspiracy?
5.0.0 INVOLVEMENT
5.1.0 If the Illuminati is running a global conspiracy, why have the French, Russian, or Chinese intelligence agencies never revealed it? (NOTE: If all intelligence agencies are involved, start over with section 2.0.0)
5.1.1 If they have, when and where did they do so?
6.0.0 CONTRADICTION & CONVOLUTION
6.1.0 Does belief in this Illuminati theory require accepting that the conspiring entities are incredibly competent, bone stupid, organized and clever, and hopelessly incompetent - all at the same time?
6.2.0 What (if any) implausible contradictions does this Illuminati theory depend upon?
6.2.1 ... A secret well and carefully kept by extremely powerful and aggressive entities, that one or (especially) more "bozos on the bus" happens to know all about, and talk about openly, including on the Web, without being made to disappear?
6.2.2 ... A highly organized and thoroughly secret system of concentration camps operated by FEMA, which is famous for its amazingly chaotic, clumsy, and ineffective handling of rescue and recovery after Katrina?
6.2.3 ... An intensely secret program that could be easily discovered and verified by anyone with a common piece of scientific equipment?
Take your time ... I know you want to give the most accurate answers possible, and without any evasion, obfuscation, or subterfuge.