Martha Stewart Joke

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I think Martha Stewart has obsessive-compulsive disorder...

Primarily because if you raise your own chickens and trim your flowers with a nail-clipper; you need some kind of anti-psychotic drugs...

Who the hell grows their own mushrooms? Mushrooms cost pennies down at the farmer's market! Even the Amish don't behave like that!

Seriously... there's something about Martha...

Ill bet everything on her show was made up by someone else. I dont think she does that when the cameras not watching. Just does not seem like something a Wall Street person would do.
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Good point...

What's the joke?

Here's another:

"Martha Stewart had an interesting show this morning – she showed how to make bail. Did you see that?" —Jay Leno

BeeBee

Oh. Thanks.

I used to watch her show. I used to get exhausted just watching it, and I never did make any of the dishes or do any of the crafts. I don't even know where she stores all the junk she uses for her craft projects. My kids don't do a lot of crafts, but even I have too many stickers, pom poms, glitter glue, and paints around. What do you do with all of your groovy centerpieces once the party is over?

On one episode, Martha stated that she doesn't have a microwave oven. I find that hard to believe. Couldn't she at least use a microwave for reheating food, or making popcorn?

Well, when your as rich as Martha, you probably have your own popcorn popper and why reheat when your personal chefs can make you anything around the clock. Ill bet she throws leftovers at the homeless and trys to get a tax deduction for it
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