is Satan gay?

Page 1 of 2 [ 30 posts ] Go to page 1, 2 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

babybird
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 76,457
Location: UK

07 Oct 2013, 4:56 am

:lol:

_________________
We have existence

Rudywalsh
Deinonychus

Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Age: 59
Gender: Male
Posts: 347
Location: Spain (Born uk)

07 Oct 2013, 6:12 am

Yes I think so, i'm not really sure, he must be, yep, surely not, yes he is...

Jojopa
Raven
Raven

Joined: 30 Oct 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 120

07 Oct 2013, 6:59 am

If all those reports from the Middle Ages of him having intercourse with witches (of all ages and both sexes) are true, then it seems more likely he's bisexual. I could imagine Satan being open-minded like that. :twisted:

Vigilans
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 19 Jun 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,181
Location: Montreal

07 Oct 2013, 10:41 am

No, but Jesus is

_________________
Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do

octobertiger
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 22 Sep 2013
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,949

07 Oct 2013, 11:48 am

Ok Babybird, perhaps you misheard:

Satan is coming to claim our souls
f o r
Satan is coming to claim a***holes

I wonder what future mirth you have created with this thread.

As to above poster - what if Jesus actually was gay? Would it really matter?

Vigilans
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 19 Jun 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,181
Location: Montreal

07 Oct 2013, 12:08 pm

Jesus had two dads

Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 60,939
Location:

07 Oct 2013, 12:32 pm

Vigilans wrote:

Jesus had two dads

Florida legally recognizes that children can have more than two parents < Link to Article >.

So does California < Link to Article >.

Which state would welcome Jesus more?

Misslizard
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Jun 2012
Age: 60
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,481
Location: Aux Arcs

07 Oct 2013, 12:50 pm

^^Bet I can guess :lol:

_________________
I am the dust that dances in the light. - Rumi

puddingmouse
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Apr 2010
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,777
Location: Cottonopolis

07 Oct 2013, 12:54 pm

He was in an abusive relationship with Saddam Hussein, I believe.

_________________
Zombies, zombies will tear us apart...again.

Misslizard
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Jun 2012
Age: 60
Gender: Female
Posts: 20,481
Location: Aux Arcs

07 Oct 2013, 1:03 pm

_________________
I am the dust that dances in the light. - Rumi

naturalplastic
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Age: 70
Gender: Male
Posts: 35,189
Location: temperate zone

07 Oct 2013, 2:28 pm

According to mobster John Gotti "God is a fa***t".

So I suppose God's son might be as well. Don't know what the pius Catholic don's thoughts on Satan's sexual orientation are.

Last edited by naturalplastic on 07 Oct 2013, 6:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Ann2011
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 15 Jul 2011
Age: 54
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,843
Location: Ontario, Canada

07 Oct 2013, 2:30 pm

Definitely bisexual.

knowbody15
Velociraptor

Joined: 6 Aug 2012
Age: 49
Gender: Male
Posts: 469
Location: California

07 Oct 2013, 6:58 pm

He is at least bisexual as he's depicted in "Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny." A quote from Satan about what he'll do with Kage if he gets to take him to hell:

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

_________________
?Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.?

Kraichgauer
Veteran
Veteran