Cat summoned for jury duty in MA

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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/c ... e-1.154763

PETA should get behind this, how do we know the cat doesn't want to serve?

Hilarious!

Doesn't a juror have to be of a certain minimum age?

Has the cat reached that age?

I think I just died laughing.

I fell off my chair, anyways =/

Actually, I think this is a great idea. He can be trusted to be impartial. Does a black man have to worry about racism from a white jury? Not when that jury is a cat, because they dislike everyone equally. He's going to be the best juror Boston - neigh, the world - has ever had.

It could be worse.

What if the cat was on trial, and was sentenced to death?

Then they had to plan nine executions...

I've heard of a "kangaroo court" , but not this!

But alas, when asked if they can haz him for jury duty, his owners declined.

Your honor, I reject juror nine on the grounds that he is licking his duddle-utt.

The highest ranking officer in the Norwegian army is a penguin.

Probably for the best. You don't see penguins giving orders to commit war crimes, or attempting to overthrow the government and make themselves Tyrant 4 Life.

The cat would be best of in the judge's seat, though. Then he can look down disdainfully upon the common people.