The Zombie Advocacy Thread

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Here we shall talk about the political aspects of zombies, and how they can be of use to the world.

Before this discussion goes into overdrive, I feel the need to make a minor observation:

We already have plenty of Zombies.But we call them methheads.

In my view, zombies are a subservient caste of vampire.
You can't have Vampires without werewolf clans and Half-Dragons.

I am a Half-Dragon btw.

If we debate this it is kind of like zombies vampires etc have formed a democratic society!

"Do you want zombies?"

The question is too vague.

You need to break it down:

Should zombies be given equal rights in houseing, jobs, and voting?

Do you want zombies to move into your nieghborhood?

Do you want zombies to go to school with your children?

Would you want your daughter to marry a zombie?


And what about the zombie lifestyle?

Is it inborn? Or does someone choose to be a zombie?

If the later than- can it be unlearned?

If the former-than how do we deal with it?

By tolerating it?

Or by firing a 12 gauge at them while they shuffle en masse towards your farmhouse?

So many questions!

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I don't guess we will have to worry about separate bathrooms or water fountains for zombies,I don't think they need those.They should ride in the back of the bus because they smell like something dead,because they are.

Beleive it or not, a respected ammunition and reloading equipment and component manufacturer actually makes zombie ammo called Zombie Max
I wish I were making it up.

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

They need to give shooting zombie lessons with those bullets because the guy in the video keeps not aiming for the heads - I'm not a zombie expert, but don't you have to destroy the head?

Those bullets are very strange.

Would it be ok to shower with a zombie, or should zombie have separate showers?

Do zombies believe in life after death?

tallyman, I wonder if they question the meaning of death and, if there is no devil then what is the point of death. Surely if there is no devil then we can be as good as we want and the question of no will becomes a mute point. After all what is the point of non existence if we have will. Do they question the existence of the great rotten one who came to life to absolve our disunity, did he really decompose as a sign that no living person could raise him from gangrene.

I think they believe in....BRAAAIINNNSSSSSS!

If a family member marries one there will be a remake of Guess Whose Comming To Dinner.

Night of the Living Dead.

"Zombie" is hate speech. Think "differently vital."

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