Hypothetical: You are king of the illuminati...

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10 Mar 2015, 10:53 pm

Imagine you are king of the illuminati and your goal is to wreck as much as possible and maximise pain and suffering to the greatest number of people in order to open a gateway to hell.

However, because you have to be stealthy in your machinations, you can only bring things about through investing vast amounts of money into 3 things. Who or what do you invest in?



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10 Mar 2015, 11:02 pm

Terrorism (including cyber terrorism), the drug cartels, and Human trafficking.


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10 Mar 2015, 11:15 pm

Yeah :(

I think all of the most efficient ideas have already been thought of.

I think this thread was a bad idea.



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11 Mar 2015, 6:24 am

Lobbyists. The State is your friend in this mission.

I would also looking into constructing roads in the patterns of occult symbols, such as odegrals, thus creating fields of low level evil surrounding major cities. Tying up phone exchanges for, ooh, 45 minutes would also help at causing a ripple effect, as people take out their annoyance on other people.



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11 Mar 2015, 6:31 am

Hollywood, the News Media, and Education.

Control their minds, and you control their actions.

It's all very subtle - practically invisible!

The Illuminati does not have a 'king' ... per se ...



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11 Mar 2015, 6:54 am

Hypothetical you say...

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11 Mar 2015, 7:19 am

Media.

Old media, and new media.

Maybe you could invent something...a social website...to draw folks in.
They will voluntarily, indeed eagerly, join this website, and give up all of their personal info.

And you (as big brother) could just use that to keep tabs on the whole population. The whole population would just eagerly come to you (like depraved livestock offering themselves up to the slaughter).

OMG!

Its already been done!

Its called "Facebook"!


The Illuminatti already invented Facebook!
Well...what else do they need?

We all already have the yoke around our necks!

I am gonna tell everyone I know about this...by going on Facebook!



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11 Mar 2015, 12:07 pm

Nebogipfel wrote:
Imagine you are king of the illuminati and your goal is to wreck as much as possible and maximise pain and suffering to the greatest number of people in order to open a gateway to hell.

However, because you have to be stealthy in your machinations, you can only bring things about through investing vast amounts of money into 3 things. Who or what do you invest in?


Oh that's simple.

Politicians :P



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11 Mar 2015, 8:23 pm

Governments, intellectual properties, and sustenance production and delivery systems.


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11 Mar 2015, 10:57 pm

RhodyStruggle wrote:
Governments, intellectual properties, and sustenance production and delivery systems.


How would Goebbels have dealt with 21st century technology?

One of the things he might do is organise the universal adoption of some new ebook format which allowed him to edit every digital copy of all text including all works of literature on the fly. Then he might make the use of printing presses in some way impractical. I think he might also open everyone's film archives to the Reich's equivalent of ILM.