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21 Nov 2011, 11:15 pm

I am afraid he will write about it on his blog.

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21 Nov 2011, 11:19 pm

You could always turn your monitor around to face the wall?



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21 Nov 2011, 11:29 pm

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You could always turn your monitor around to face the wall?


No no no, I need to find a place with no ceiling!



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21 Nov 2011, 11:30 pm

shrox wrote:
DC wrote:
You could always turn your monitor around to face the wall?


No no no, I need to find a place with no ceiling!


You could glue chairs and furniture to the ceiling thus making it a floor and keep the floor furnished the way it was. Unless there is such a thing as peeking-through-hole-in-the-drywall cat you should be good to go


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21 Nov 2011, 11:34 pm

shrox wrote:
DC wrote:
You could always turn your monitor around to face the wall?


No no no, I need to find a place with no ceiling!


If you have wifi you could try the roof?



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22 Nov 2011, 12:26 am

Go outside - after all, the sky's the limit :lol:



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22 Nov 2011, 12:51 am

I used to have a long screed for why ceiling cat is not a god metaphor . . . but i forget what it was.



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22 Nov 2011, 3:36 am

Does ceiling cat even care?
In a cat's mind, everything humans do is insane.
Except clean the cat box and put out food, that's all we're good for.
Maybe move the laser around for them also.


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22 Nov 2011, 8:45 am

Ceiling Cat not only watches you masturbate, he also streams it to Basement Cat, who then emails the video to your parents.


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22 Nov 2011, 10:12 am

The Republicans are running on a platform to prohibit masturbation. Once they win, you will just have to give up masturbation, or face jail time.



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22 Nov 2011, 10:25 am

I learned how to repair drywall, if ceiling cat does get the opportunity. It's not hard, unlike me WOOO

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQxGpcGGBk0[/youtube]



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22 Nov 2011, 3:07 pm

blauSamstag wrote:
I used to have a long screed for why ceiling cat is not a god metaphor . . . but i forget what it was.


"God" is "dog" spelled backwards.

Not "cat".

Not sure what that proves. Just thought Id mention it.



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22 Nov 2011, 4:52 pm

Vigilans wrote:
shrox wrote:
DC wrote:
You could always turn your monitor around to face the wall?


No no no, I need to find a place with no ceiling!


You could glue chairs and furniture to the ceiling thus making it a floor and keep the floor furnished the way it was. Unless there is such a thing as peeking-through-hole-in-the-drywall cat you should be good to go


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AAHHHHHH!! !! !



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22 Nov 2011, 4:53 pm

pandabear wrote:
The Republicans are running on a platform to prohibit masturbation. Once they win, you will just have to give up masturbation, or face jail time.


Just say no.



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22 Nov 2011, 7:25 pm

shrox wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
shrox wrote:
DC wrote:
You could always turn your monitor around to face the wall?


No no no, I need to find a place with no ceiling!


You could glue chairs and furniture to the ceiling thus making it a floor and keep the floor furnished the way it was. Unless there is such a thing as peeking-through-hole-in-the-drywall cat you should be good to go


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AAHHHHHH!! !! !


Oh jeez!! There is no escape!!


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22 Nov 2011, 7:47 pm

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