My Republican Rap Song:

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Hey here is the first part of my Republican rap Song what you all think of it?

Paul Ryan:
Yo I’m a Republican. I’m to the right. I wanna gut your healthcare like I’m guttin this mic.
30% of ya’ll are takers. I’ll screw you like a break these haters.

John Mccain:
I’m here to bring the pain. It’s me Mccain.
An ass kick maverick. As I rap I snap Paul Ryan’s healthcare bills. And when I do they’ll be saying:
Oh Mccain he’s done it again!

After that I am thinking about adding in Tom Cotton, Ted Cruz, Bush and Trump.

wot u think

needs more moon man
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-man

Lol Be sure to include Cotton.Bet you anything he makes a presidential run next election.
You can use either of his nicknames,Rotton Cotton or Tehran Tom.

Well, it's a start. When's your mixtape drop?

Some more lyrics.

Ted Cruz:

I'm Ted Cruz this ain't no ruse.
I hate masturbation; purity's a matter of national security.
I hate compromise; I'll run ya down like the government shutdown.
My only thorn is that I love myself some porn.

Tom Cotton:

None are as rotten as me Tom Cotton.
I wanna nuke North Korea, cause old Kimmy boy got to be kicked in the rear.
To get world peace you gotta bomb the Middle East. And when I bomb Iran, s**ts gonna hit the fan.

George Bush:

Yo it's me Dubya on the mic.
Though new to rappin I'm still b***h slapping.
Now off to find some weapons of mass construction.
(Aide Whispers)
What?
Destruction!

what beat am i supposed to be playing in my mind as i read this?

I don't know if I should say if it was clever or not that someone would make a rap that has to do with politics...

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on October 4, 2017)

Quite a bit of Rap is actually political in nature.

I would worked in "John McSame" somewhere.

That's what they called him when he ran for president.

This may be the greatest thread ever.

Needs more rhyming.

Is there a rap song for the Dems?

Creative and humourous, but flow needs improvement.