How To Aoid Accidentilly Becoming A Russian Agent

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03 Jun 2019, 10:28 pm

No, this is not an article from The Onion.

https://www.pri.org/stories/2019-04-26/ ... ZF4xZ18U5k

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03 Jun 2019, 11:41 pm

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American citizens are unwittingly becoming Russian agents. That’s an unavoidable conclusion of Robert Mueller’s report on his investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 US presidential election, and an important problem that requires a change in thinking about how people interact on social media. Old adages like “Don’t talk to strangers” don’t really apply in a hyperconnected world. A more accurate replacement is perhaps even more worrying, though: “If you talk to strangers online, assume they are spies until proven otherwise.”

Wow, this person is extremely paranoid. How can he say that it is based upon the "conclusion of Robert Mueller's report", when that report hasn't even been released to the public yet?

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04 Jun 2019, 12:40 am

let's see, join the "kerry-clinton" globalists' warmongering plan???

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/worl ... -ties.html
http://peterschweizer.com/joe-biden-too ... k-reveals/

bomb iran, pompeo & the ghost of mcCain, https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/john- ... ne-2013-12

& join the projection party for corporate benefits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt4v84eYjoc

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04 Jun 2019, 8:45 am

well first of all Tolonkonnikova is just another plant like Sobchak , and everybody knows that.

Yet someone unwittingly would want to become the third member of the plant band (after the CS major found out there are something better to do, such as CS ..) by the time bjõrk, yoko ono etc all joined in this is some VIA Gra scale of crew change .

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04 Jun 2019, 8:49 am

VegetableMan wrote:

How To Avoid Accidentilly Becoming A Russian Agent...

Da. Is korrekt thinkingk. Trust no vun.

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Dat is all, komradt.

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04 Jun 2019, 9:16 am

What if one wants to become a Russian agent?

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04 Jun 2019, 9:19 am

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What if one wants to become a Russian agent?

Den stay avay from Moose andt Sqvirrel!

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04 Jun 2019, 9:26 am

I guess I’m going to need to start dying my hair black and wear red lipstick again...

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04 Jun 2019, 9:34 am

Da. Ve haff picture on file.

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04 Jun 2019, 9:51 am

Fnord wrote:

Da. Ve haff picture on file.

Great!

This will be a helpful reference point.

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04 Jun 2019, 10:14 am

Pfft, I'd rather be a Chinese spy! Like Ada Wong from Resident Evil! Them mysterious Chineseses are so badass!

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04 Jun 2019, 10:25 am

If I was to become a spy, I'd rather look like an ordinary, average civil-service bureaucrat:

Y'know ... the kind of person nobody looks at twice ... the kind of person who looks harmless and maybe kinda clueless ... maybe a little obnoxious -- just enough to get people to avoid him.

The kind of guy who is capable of running a para-military observation post in his garage without his neighbors noticing or suspecting anything.

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04 Jun 2019, 10:40 am

Fnord wrote:

If I was to become a spy, I'd rather look like an ordinary, average civil-service bureaucrat:

Y'know ... the kind of person nobody looks at twice ... the kind of person who looks harmless and maybe kinda clueless ... maybe a little obnoxious -- just enough to get people to avoid him.

The kind of guy who is capable of running a para-military observation post in his garage without his neighbors noticing or suspecting anything.

Why of course. If every spy looked as glamorous and sexy as James Bond then they would get discovered too easily lol. :mrgreen:

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04 Jun 2019, 10:42 am

mapetitemelancholie wrote:

can u imagine what would america become when our yes[wo]men take charge ? ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem, " Sadis' , Dva " .

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04 Jun 2019, 10:42 am

Speaking of glamorous Russian spies who draw too much attention to themselves

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Chapman

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04 Jun 2019, 10:46 am

Just imagine all of the data that could be collected on each of us from this website alone...

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