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DarthMetaKnight
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09 Apr 2018, 7:59 pm

In this thread, we make up a conspiracy theory that makes about as much sense as the crap by Alex Jones.

I think that the world is controlled by Stingy. He even sings about it!



See! He's laughing in our faces while he plans the next Holocaust!

Wake up sheeple!


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09 Apr 2018, 8:40 pm

Maybe the frogs are putting chemicals in the water to turn the freaking humans gay.

Really makes you think ...


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09 Apr 2018, 8:43 pm

9/11 was actually caused by the Globglogabgalab.


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09 Apr 2018, 9:18 pm

Higher secular education is really a means to feminize men... and make women more feminine, I guess. And it's all a plot by Mongolia to bring down their secret rival, America. Thus those who prize ignorance and mediocrity are really the smart ones, and the only legitimate resistance.


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10 Apr 2018, 12:42 pm

The 1938 "War of The Worlds" broadcast was an actual Martian invasion.


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10 Apr 2018, 1:01 pm

Botswana puts drones in every diamond in the world and controls every single person who has touched a diamond before.


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10 Apr 2018, 1:08 pm

Jews don't exist. People just claim to be Jewish so other people assume they are smart, rich and funny.



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10 Apr 2018, 6:38 pm

The Unleasher wrote:
Botswana puts drones in every diamond in the world and controls every single person who has touched a diamond before.

In other words "Botswana controls everyone on the planet who....wears a wedding ring!"

GASP! 8O



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10 Apr 2018, 6:42 pm

Forget about the Free Masons. Forget about the DaVinci Code movie.

This film is the real deal. An expose of the secret society that really does pull all of the world's strings!



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10 Apr 2018, 7:05 pm

DarthMetalKnight is actually the love child of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, he only complains about them to throw us off the scent...



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10 Apr 2018, 7:14 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
In other words "Botswana controls everyone on the planet who....wears a wedding ring!"


Only the MGTOW can save us now! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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10 Apr 2018, 7:18 pm

The whole world is secretly controlled by (((Mike Wazowski))).



I know this because Mike has one eye, and the Illuminati also has one eye.

Additionally, (((Mike))) is a one-eyed monster. This means he is a penis. This means he supports the gay agenda.


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10 Apr 2018, 7:41 pm

And to add credibility to my claim: DarkMetalKnight has not denied he is the love-child of Donald J. Trump and Hillary R. Clinton. Nor has he provided a birth certificate for proof. That's the same as admitting it.



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10 Apr 2018, 7:47 pm

The Jews are actually controlled by the Jews.

MIND = BLOWN


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10 Apr 2018, 7:53 pm

Screw the original topic. This is now a (((Mike Wazowski))) thread.


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10 Apr 2018, 8:28 pm

I have some of my own, but they're not exactly unbelievable :|


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