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24 Nov 2020, 10:17 am

Pat Robertson prays for Satan to stop making people believe Joe Biden won the election: "In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land", he said on The 700 Club.  "We will not surrender our nation.  We will not give up this great country.  And Satan, you cannot have it, in the name of Jesus", he continued, implying that Biden is being made president by the devil.

In October, Robertson "prophesied" that Donald Trump would win the election.

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This "LGBTQ Nation" Article

:roll: Oh Pat, really?



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24 Nov 2020, 10:23 am

But wait!  There's more!

Many so-called "prophetic" Christians said they heard from G^D this year that Donald Trump would win a second term.  For example, author and "prophet" Kat Kerr said the prophets did not get it wrong, and that G^D is getting ready to uncover corruption and evil and that it will be a landslide of exposure.

"The rocks are about to move and Trump will be President no matter what you hear", Kerr said. "It will start with a phone call and I can tell you, you will be shocked to see how much exposure comes from that, but Trump will win, He will be President of the United States, he will sit in that office for 4 more years and G^D will have His way in this country."

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:roll: They're coming out of the woodwork!



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24 Nov 2020, 10:52 am

Are you absolutely sure they delusionally don't have God and Satan switched around. It's easier for Satan to pretend he's the disembodied voice of God and trick Christians into following that which spreads more hate than for God to actually speak to people and say follow that which spreads more love.


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24 Nov 2020, 11:05 am

Poor Biden... he hasn't even had the chance to be inaugurated yet and extremists are implying someone pushed him to the pedestal with a pitchfork!


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24 Nov 2020, 11:09 am

I had no idea he was still alive.



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24 Nov 2020, 11:10 am

The media said Joe Biden is president ...HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ......HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHAHAHAHA ...


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24 Nov 2020, 11:11 am

^ That one is the worst of all imo.

I was waiting for the butterfly net to come out.



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24 Nov 2020, 11:16 am

Evangelical Christians seem to like Trump for the following reasons:

• He refuses to be "Politically Correct".  To most Evangelicals, the term "Political Correctness" means saying nothing if it will hurt someone's feelings, even if what they want to say is their version of "The Truth" (i.e., America is being dragged down into the pits of Hell by abortion, LGBTQ rights, same-sex marriages, pornography, Atheism, et cetera).

• He has promised to protect "Religious Liberty".  Evangelicals have felt like they were under attack from the surrounding culture for decades.  This is one of those instances that validates the maxim "When You are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression".  While America was not founded on Christianity, the Christian culture has permeated the American culture since before this country was founded.  Hence, any Christian could feel free to publicly express his or her religion without fear of ridicule or repercussion.  Now, with the free public expression of other cultures, religions, and philosophies in America, Christians feel threatened by the competition, and also feel muzzled when their voices (e.g., efforts at conversion) go unheard and ignored.  It is not "Religious Liberty" they want, but the freedom to impose their religious beliefs upon others (e.g., to figuratively "Shove Christianity down other people's throats").

• He has appointed strict "Constructionist" judges.  Evangelicals believe that President Trump would appoint enough Supreme Court Justices who would overturn Roe v. Wade and who would commit to interpreting the Constitution in deference to "Christian Values" rather than legal precedence.

• He claims to put "America First".  Mr. Trump's brand of Nationalism harkens back to a time when America was "Great" and led the world in innovation, invention, and military interventionist policies in the global society.  Sadly, his brand of Nationalism also inspired a sense of nostalgia when men were in charge of everything -- especially heterosexual white men -- and immigrants, minorities, and women "knew their place" and deferred to their masters.  This was a time before the Civil Rights movement and The Pill became firmly embedded in American culture

• Evangelical leaders endorsed him.  Evangelicals tend to blindly follow their leaders, and the Evangelical leaders are themselves no exception to this rule -- they tend to believe that no leader rises without G^D allowing that leader to rise, and that G^D's divine appointments to the White House are not partisan; but they seem to forget or ignore that by their own beliefs, Joseph Biden did not get to be the president of the United States without being ordained by G^D.

:D Quod Erat Demonstrandum!



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24 Nov 2020, 11:18 am

Discussing politics in a church setup never ends up well. These prosperity gospel proponents believe everyone who isn't a multimillionaire is a loser.


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24 Nov 2020, 11:19 am

I was hoping someone would post that Kenneth Copeland video.  Thanks!

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24 Nov 2020, 12:42 pm

Televangelists are spawns of the devil hired to profit off of Christian support while guiding the faith towards more unchristian values and behavior.


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24 Nov 2020, 4:05 pm