The difference between a Republican and a Democrat

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Fred Thompson and Hillary were walking down the street when they came
to a homeless person. The Republican, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless
person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job.He then
took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat, Hillary Clinton, was very impressed, so when they came to another
homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.

Now, do you understand the difference?

actually it's more like "fred thompson gave 20 yuan and told the homeless man there's a great job over in china for him."


hillary just hands him an advert for it along with directions to the welfare office.

You're confusing Republican with Neo-Conservative again. Neo-conservatives are sorta funny in that they're more than half liberals themselves... then again, the current Democrat party is more than half conservative all the while standing for nothing that the Democrats are supposed to. Methinks it's time for the phrase NeoLib to be invented, and then for everyone who's Neo-anything to be euthanized, preferrably via dropkicks.

LOL.

Tell me, why didn't we IP ban you?

Because of an overriding force even greater than good, evil, justice, or anything else that this world knows: laziness.

because we love our freedom of speech here?

Your forgetting on a forum you have no freedom of speech, you can only say what the mods allow and I was talking about Mc_Jeff not the thread starter.

Its the difference between cat and dog poo... It may come from a different animal, but its still poo. Its up to us to choose the best poo for the job.

Oh, sure! And Big Brother is watching you (BS!)!

BTW Johnnie, that's funny! But so, so true.

EDIT: Wiggerbeater, keep up the fight in the "Sicko" topic!

If you don't like it I encourage you to try and join the moderation team or start your own forum. They have the only rights, here they do not chose to censor you but that doesn't mean it's "rights". They are just too lazy to get off their asses and control you. The internet is not in the USA, it's not in China, it's own entity with it's own laws - the internet has no first amendment.

you're forgetting irony.

More like Thompson gives the man directions to the nearest wal-mart where he works illegally for 35 cents/hour which is totally cool cause that's the market price for his labor and as we all know the invisible hand of the market is all-knowing and all-powerful, and should be worshipped above all, except of course for jesus and "freedom". So the man has a job and works hard and dies of some common and totally preventable disease by the age of 40 as a result of substandard living and no health care. Meanwhile his employers get richer and richer, the gap between rich and poor widens, power becomes more and more centralized and absolute, as a result those with power become more and more corrupted by it and america degenerates into a 3rd world country.

Hillary, on the other hand, gives the man a nice fat check and some free medical insurance. The man lives out his life happily but unproductively while the american taxpayer foots the bill. Eventually people catch on, motivation to work is reduced, our GDP is no longer sufficient to support our standard of living, and america degenerates into a 3rd world country.

I <3 the 2-party system

Who works illegally at Wal-Mart for 35 cents an hour?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taft-Hartley_Act

passed with the support of the democrats and by the way, what did congress & clinton do for the working class the first two years he was in office, oh yeah raised their taxes

What did Ted Kennedy do for the working class during the mid 80's oh yeah gutted the employer enforcement provisions of the immigrantion reform bill

what did good old Ted do with the help of Jimmy Carter, oh yeah deregulated trucking effectively breaking the back of all private industry organized labor in the country. When the truckers where union, all people had to do was set up picket lines at a company and it was honored by the truckers, no truck, no production. No trucks, no supplies.

yes thanks to good old Ted & the democrats the wage gap has exploded between the working class and management. Pensions and health insurance are unheard of for the working stiffs near the bottom of the labor force as they compete for wages against over 10 million mexicans in the country, thanks to good old Ted Kennedy.

Walmart starts at about eight fifty around here and you have to have so much proof of status it's ridiculous and a drug test to top it off. Want to see illegals working cheep look at residential constuction very much a cash business.