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20 Jun 2005, 7:58 pm

Q: How many people with Asperger's syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to describe in excruciating detail what takes place inside a lightbulb as it is screwed in; one to cock an eyebrow, poke the lightbulb, and ask questions like "Is this the average size for a lightbulb? What is the standard deviation in surface area of lightbulbs?"; one to worry that he will just never be as comfortable using this lightbulb as he was with the old one; one to whine that the light is always too bright anyhow, and flickers, and makes a painful high pitched noise; and one to boast that NT's will just never be able to change lightbulbs this logically and efficiently.

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20 Jun 2005, 9:33 pm

How many HFA types similar to Ghosthunter does
it to make a decision?

3.......

One to Eeee! and slightly panick!

Two to Hmmmm? and dissect it in a period
of time(often too long to wait!)

Three to Grrrrr! it and growl at folks!

Four Technically! Since G.H type HFA's
can't tell a joke thus it(humour) needs
deciphering!

"I have no joke telling ability but I try!"
Hmmmmmm? pathetic!
:roll:

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20 Jun 2005, 11:42 pm

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Want to go ride bikes?

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21 Jun 2005, 1:55 am

Sean wrote:

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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:42 pm
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How many ADD kids does it take to change a
lightbulb?

Want to go ride bikes?

I like that one! And you can tell a joke!
where I dissect and take a joke in parts!

Fasinating, Captain!
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21 Jun 2005, 1:58 am

Ghosthunter wrote:

How many HFA types similar to Ghosthunter does
it to make a decision?

3.......

Hehehe... you forgot the one who just listens and waits and trusts for the answer to reveal itself with time

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21 Jun 2005, 2:08 am

pyraxis wrote:

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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:58 pm
Post subject: Re: Hmmmmmm?
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Ghosthunter wrote:
How many HFA types similar to Ghosthunter does
it to make a decision?

3.......

Hehehe... you forgot the one who just listens
and waits and trusts for the answer to reveal
itself with time Back to top

OoooPs

Fascinating Captain!

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21 Jun 2005, 3:36 am

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21 Jun 2005, 4:18 am

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have you checked out the latest
exploits of "Starship WrongPlanet".
You will find it in the first 5 pages
of past posts.

If you have, any thought?

Hmmmmm?
Ghosthunter

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21 Jun 2005, 4:21 am

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21 Jun 2005, 11:32 pm

Ghost, you are entertaining as hell, i love you. *pounce!!*

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23 Jun 2005, 4:44 am

The team effort of the players of the
Big Foot adventure have helped shaped
a story conclusion and cleanup. Do checkout
it's villian revealed and the origin of
penguin lust and why it exists!

Thankyou for your compliment

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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:32 pm
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Ghost, you are entertaining as hell, i love you.
*pounce!!*

Sincerely,
ghosthunter!

P.S....I build the stories based on
what you guys and gals say online!

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15 Oct 2005, 12:48 am

Do we have anymore Bad Autie related jokes? I want more

GA

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