Me Cat's got Aspergers

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YEARS ago I took me little Cat to the Psychiatrist 'cos she was thinking that she might be Mad. After all, people said she was 'different', and she didn't 'ave many friends'. So I said to the Doctah: Tell me, Doc, is me Cat Schizophrenic or maybe Psychotic?'. And he said: 'Nah.. it's jus that her level of awareness is higher than most Cats. Just take her home and give her plenty of fish'.

Now recently me little old cat has been thinkin' she might have Aspergers, so I took her to the Clinic for Tests. But the Doctah said: Naw, she's not an Aspie. She's just eccentric. In another place, another Kultcha she would be a qualified Philosopher. Just keep giving her plenty of fish'.

So I took me little old cat 'ome again, gave her lotsa Tuna, her own library card and logon Id to the Internet. She's 'appy now.....

**** HEART ON FIRE ****

Katze

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Your cat has AS?! What, you mean it has trouble fitting in with other cats and has an obsession on something?!

sounds like a normal cat to me...

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LOL

nice one, Katze

What more does she need to know? See fish ~ Eat fish ~ Enjoy fish.

Sounds like a great life to me.

We need a spam forum...

why? do cats eat spam? mine never do. don't blame them - it's repulsive stuff... (does this emoticon look like me feeling sick? i sincerely hope not... )

She's speaking about herself in third person, right??

bet it's a he

Mine will need to like whatever i damn well put out for him unless he figures out how to work a tinopener for himself. Youve just made me mad thinking how picky he would like to be.

Cool my cat has bi-polar disorder... sometimes when I pet her shes hisses at me right away sometimes she stretches out.

still sounds like what any cat would do.

cats are evil. learn this. why do you think i'm a cat person and not a dog person...?

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