29 Dec 2008, 11:34 pm
This is a conversation that Krem (http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums-profi ... 23832.html) and Agon (me) had. Not sure why I wanted to show you this, but I guess your thoughts on our life politics would be interesting to know. Enjoy, grasshoppers.
And look at this thread while you're on it.
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt86961.html
As well as this: This is the first part that I deleted.*
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postp1951308.html
(2:48:12 AM) Krem: Well, now, what are you up to?
(2:48:55 AM) Agon: Hmm, begetting a new topic on WP. It'll take a while. 'ts a pain, really. But the result is what I am looking forward to.
(2:49:01 AM) Agon: Wanna read the draft?
(2:49:14 AM) Krem: Nah, just link it once you're done
(2:49:24 AM) Agon: Again, it'll take a while.
(2:49:27 AM) Agon: Seriously.
(2:49:42 AM) Krem: Mmh.
(3:10:13 AM) Agon: Meh, the whole topic writing thing is starting to annoy me. Think I'm gonna pull the plug on it.
(3:12:54 AM) Krem: =(
(3:13:02 AM) Agon: ...What?
(3:13:06 AM) Agon: Explain in words, dammit.
(3:13:58 AM) Krem: I do not approve of you quitting, for I was interested in seeing the post, and the replies.
(3:14:23 AM) Agon: Then see the draft. Tell me if it's even worth continuing to write.
(3:14:33 AM) Krem: Fine
(3:14:36 AM) Agon: DELETED*
(3:16:22 AM) Krem: Do go on
(3:16:58 AM) Agon: Such a pain... I've no will to go on, really.
(3:17:21 AM) Krem: <_>
(3:19:18 AM) Agon: *thinks o what I should write next* I harvest children for a living. I later on ship them around the world for gruesome men who can't wait to insert their sexual instrument into one of those little f*****s.
(3:19:20 AM) Agon: How's that?
(3:19:37 AM) Krem: MAde me giggle
(3:20:15 AM) Agon: Aye, but I have a feeling it won't be liked by those with a primitive sense of humor...
(3:20:52 AM) Krem: True
(3:21:14 AM) Agon: Why can't people understand the humor in seeing a child being raped?
(3:21:24 AM) Agon: Sure as hell makes me laugh...
(3:21:59 AM) Agon: In my mind of course, or online comics. Never had the privilege of witnessing this first hand.
(3:22:22 AM) Krem: Answer: I am a very strange boy, in many ways, to say the least.
(3:22:48 AM) Agon: And you? What would be your answer if you asked why do you enjoy such a humor?
(3:23:04 AM) Krem: Because I'm superiour.
(3:23:13 AM) Agon: Good answer, I like it.
(3:23:49 AM) Krem: 
(3:25:07 AM) Agon: DELETED
(3:25:27 AM) Krem: I know.
(3:25:31 AM) Agon: How's that? A bit too... redundant, no?
(3:25:53 AM) Agon: (continuation of the thread) Are you playing WoW, grasshopper?
(3:26:02 AM) Krem: Mhm.
(3:26:28 AM) Agon: ...You require immediate medical attention...
(3:26:33 AM) Krem: I recently bought Resistance 2, and it.. is far too hard.
(3:27:00 AM) Agon: I downloaded Silent Hill 5. Gotta say that I'm sorely disappointed with it.
(3:29:12 AM) Agon: The bloody graphics are too primitive. And I have the (relatively) latest system on the market, what gives? Plus it's like exactly the first, and you can't do s**t. Only the did play around with the gravity syntax, which is always nice. But in this case useless. In Silent Hill Origins you could grab any f*****g item in sight. And in Homecoming (5) I've seen a lot of sharp objects. Can't use any of 'em.
(3:29:46 AM) Agon: Plus it's f*****g hard.
(3:29:51 AM) Krem: Heh
(3:30:01 AM) Agon: Which is a factor I actually like, don't get me wrong.
(3:30:05 AM) Agon: I like hard games.
(3:30:27 AM) Agon: Heh, what? State your opinion in words I can understand, grasshopper.
(3:30:36 AM) Krem: Seriously, get Resistance 2.
(3:30:53 AM) Krem: A friend commented it's like playing Halo. In hard. When Resistance is on easy.
(3:31:24 AM) Agon: It's for the PS3. I don't one of those....
(3:31:37 AM) Krem: Aww
(3:32:01 AM) Agon: ...Is that sarcasm?
(3:32:11 AM) Agon: Are you mocking me, grasshopper?
(3:32:20 AM) Krem: Partly
(3:32:34 AM) Agon: ...I'll remember this.
(3:33:11 AM) Krem: Aww
(3:58:37 AM) Agon: Meh, I can't think of what to write next. Stuck on this:
(3:58:45 AM) Agon: In spite of my rather high and mighty view on life I am actually an altruist. This has proven to affect me negatively. I am too kind for my own damn good. Furthermore, I actually support a the idea of utopia, where people do not treat each other illy,
(4:00:31 AM) Krem: What are you trying to tell people? What is the question/debate?
(4:00:42 AM) Agon: I've no idea.
(4:00:55 AM) Agon: Just felt like making a topic about the almighty Agon.
(4:01:00 AM) Krem: Heh
(4:01:08 AM) Agon: Heh - what?
(4:01:52 AM) Krem: I find it amusing enough to say 'Heh'.
(4:02:50 AM) Agon: I find it amusing to say penis.
(4:03:22 AM) Agon: Yet, have you once seen me use it? Exclude this particular occasion.
(4:03:50 AM) Krem: Doubt it.
(4:04:02 AM) Agon: Exactly.
(4:05:36 AM) Krem: Actually, and this might worry you, I also find it amusing to stick the word 'penis' inside sentances.
(4:05:51 AM) Agon: Why would this worry me?
(4:06:06 AM) Krem: Means you and I are more alike.
(4:06:25 AM) Agon: Touche...
(4:19:37 AM) Agon: Lately I've been thinking that you should start a movement. The kremism.
(4:24:08 AM) Krem: Oh?
(4:24:23 AM) Agon: Aye. What thinks you?
(4:24:53 AM) Krem: I've no idea what that movement should be like, you'll need to explain that before I can comment on it.
(4:25:34 AM) Agon: Well, think about it, how you view life, how you think, how can be yourself and not care about anything. You're a unique person.
(4:25:51 AM) Agon: You should teach others to be like you so that this world could become more interesting.
(4:26:18 AM) Krem: Why should I share my "gift"? : >
(4:26:46 AM) Agon: Share? Nay, nay. It is not something that can be divided. It is reproduced!
(4:26:57 AM) Agon: Spawn, grasshopper, spawn!
(4:27:33 AM) Krem: ... -_-
(4:28:05 AM) Agon: ...You know, multiply, like a rabbit, or a cell.
(4:28:26 AM) Krem: Give me a women, then
(4:28:37 AM) Krem: Give me hope. (6)
(4:28:55 AM) Agon: Not physica--say what now?
(4:29:13 AM) Krem: Hope that I can do this...
(4:29:16 AM) Krem: /:eE
(4:34:09 AM) Agon: http://b.mektroid.net/pedobear.jpg
(4:34:25 AM) Agon: I just typed pedobear in google. The result is astounding.
(4:34:41 AM) Krem: Haha
(4:34:50 AM) Krem: Old but funny
(4:34:56 AM) Agon: Aye...
(4:37:30 AM) Agon: Apparently the whole place is filled with similar pictures. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... n%26sa%3DN
(4:38:03 AM) Agon: Though I can't figure out in what language the web site is...
(4:41:18 AM) Krem: Spanish, I'd say.
(4:42:45 AM) Krem: Anyway, I am going to sleep.
(4:42:50 AM) Agon: Meh..
(4:43:08 AM) Agon: I'm sleepy too, but It's far more interesting to converse, is it not?
(4:43:12 AM) Krem: Goodnight, my dear Agon /fff
(4:43:32 AM) Krem: Well, true, but I have D&D tommorow, and other shite
(4:43:45 AM) Agon: Wtf is D&D?
(4:43:46 AM) Krem: Need to get that other shite done ASAP, so I can play D&D longer.
(4:43:51 AM) Krem: Dungeons and Dragons
(4:44:05 AM) Krem: The extreme nerd game =D
(4:44:16 AM) Agon: I see...
(4:44:45 AM) Krem: Type what you need to type, I will reply in a moment.
(4:44:48 AM) Agon: By the way, I'm considering, for curiosity
(4:45:40 AM) Agon: 's, interest's and humor's sake posting this conversation on WP, what thinks you? I'm curious to know what think they of our casual Agon-Krem conversation.
(4:48:00 AM) Krem: ... I don't really care. Just remove my name, email address, and my display picture.
(4:49:15 AM) Agon: Krem? You want me to remove your name - Krem? Your email address will be removed, of course, that's a given. You don't have a display picture, grasshopper.
(4:49:21 AM) Krem: No, I mean
(4:49:31 AM) Krem: DELETED
(4:49:47 AM) Krem: And, I do, in fact, have one, but it seems you can't see it.
(4:49:59 AM) Agon: So it would seem.
(4:50:20 AM) Agon: So remove the DELETED thing?
(4:50:30 AM) Krem: Yes, thank you.
(4:50:36 AM) Krem: Replace it with Krem or something
(4:50:44 AM) Agon: Ok. But why?
(4:51:09 AM) Krem: I'm not sure
(4:51:15 AM) Krem: Just want you to do it
(4:51:24 AM) Agon: ...OK...
(4:52:01 AM) Krem: Anything else? /flute
(4:52:45 AM) Agon: Nay. You don't mind if I'll link to your page as well, and state that you're a far weirder boy than I am, and even more f****d up in the head than me, do you?
(4:52:58 AM) Krem: What page?
(4:53:44 AM) Agon: http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums-profi ... 23832.html
(4:53:57 AM) Krem: Don't mind, no.
(4:54:28 AM) Agon: Wonderful. Then off to bed you may go now. By tomorrow the thread will most likely be posted, I think.
(4:54:34 AM) Krem: Goodie.
(4:54:42 AM) Krem: Do please send a link to me.
(4:54:53 AM) Agon: Will do.
(4:56:19 AM) Krem: Actually..
(4:56:25 AM) Krem: Gonna take this quizz first..
(4:56:30 AM) Krem: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
(4:58:14 AM) Agon: Oh, grasshopper, one last thing.
(4:59:16 AM) Agon: I think you should post that theory about the circle on WP (for reference purposes.)
(4:59:51 AM) Krem: Your Type is
INTJ
Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging
Strength of the preferences %
67 38 75 22
(4:59:55 AM) Krem: This I got.
(5:00:28 AM) Agon: Hmm, while I just started on it so I can't say for sure how long it'll take for me to finish. I'm guessing 6 minutes.
(5:00:47 AM) Krem: Heh, they say I'm a good thinker, with poor judgement xD
(5:01:13 AM) Krem: Lower-than-average intuition, and more-than-average introverted.. or whatever..
(5:01:17 AM) Agon: How nice. Grasshopper, look above thee.
(5:01:27 AM) Krem: Mmh.
(5:02:03 AM) Krem: Oooh, it seems I'm a 'mastermind'.. I like the title.
(5:02:46 AM) Agon: Before your message of "your type is - intj (you're a sick bastard who deserves a slow, agonizing death. - ...already I confess, this I added)"
(5:03:10 AM) Krem: O_o
(5:05:12 AM) Agon: I repeat = (4:58:14 AM) Agon: Oh, grasshopper, one last thing.
(4:59:16 AM) Agon: I think you should post that theory about the circle on WP (for reference purposes.)
(5:06:05 AM) Krem: Yes, yes
(5:08:48 AM) Agon: Your Type is
INTPIntrovertedIntuitiveThinkingPerceiving Strength of the preferences % 89883833
(5:09:28 AM) Agon: Meh, cute.
(5:09:32 AM) Krem: :-O We're not the same
(5:09:49 AM) Agon: Why is that surprising? I was expecting this.
(5:10:03 AM) Agon: 'Sides, you said you don't take these tests seriously.
(5:10:20 AM) Agon: So it's likely that you just pressed one, two, one, two - no?
(5:10:27 AM) Krem: Nope
(5:10:31 AM) Krem: I answer truthfully
(5:10:44 AM) Krem: Lal, I'd go to hell if there was one..
(5:10:45 AM) Krem: Gluttony
94%
Wrath
81%
Sloth
69%
Lust
31%
Greed
31%
Pride
25%
Envy
13%
(5:11:03 AM) Krem: I like, though, how humble it makes me look.
(5:11:08 AM) Agon: Hm, what test is that?
(5:11:13 AM) Krem: Like a fat, angry priest.. xD
(5:11:32 AM) Krem: http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Style/wheny ... /index.php
(5:11:41 AM) Agon: ...a little-boy-molesting-priest... >=)
(5:11:55 AM) Krem: /humm
(5:11:57 AM) Krem: Perhaps
(5:12:11 AM) Agon: ...Perhaps?
(5:12:22 AM) Agon: You're saying you wouldn't do it if you had the chance?
(5:13:42 AM) Krem: Your Brain is 13% Female, 87% Male. f**k yeah.
(5:13:52 AM) Agon: What test is that?
(5:13:54 AM) Krem: I'm saying that I might do it if I got away with it
(5:14:01 AM) Krem: http://www.blogthings.com/whatgenderisyourbrainquiz/
(5:14:26 AM) Agon: Might? You still persist. So if you had a chance and you'd have not gotten in trouble, you'd do it?
(5:14:35 AM) Krem: Most likely
(5:17:17 AM) Unable to send message: The message is too large.
(5:18:18 AM) Agon: Sloth 63%
Gluttony 56%
Pride 38%
Lust 31%
Envy 19%
Greed 13%
Wrath 6%
(5:18:32 AM) Agon: I'm nicer than you.
(5:18:42 AM) Krem: Heh
(5:20:34 AM) Agon: Post your bloody theory. I wanna link to it this conversation on the topic of how humor is perceived.
(5:21:05 AM) Krem: Fine
(5:21:30 AM) Agon: Faster, grasshopper.
(5:21:30 AM) Krem is offering to send file theory.txt
(5:21:46 AM) Agon: I already have it. What I want is for You to post it.
(5:22:44 AM) Krem: ...give me a moment, then
(5:28:23 AM) Krem: Hah
(5:28:31 AM) Krem: I belong in Dante's 7th Level of Hell.
(5:28:44 AM) Agon: Link.
(5:28:58 AM) Krem is offering to send file c7o4B9C.tmp.jpg
(5:28:58 AM) Krem: Better to give a screenshot
(5:29:03 AM) Starting transfer of c7o4B9C.tmp.jpg from Krem
(5:29:12 AM) Agon: I mean to the test.
(5:29:31 AM) Krem: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
(5:30:27 AM) Transfer of file c7o4B9C.tmp.jpg complete
(5:37:19 AM) Agon: I'm on the sixth
(5:37:38 AM) Agon: By the way, I did this test when I was around the age of 11.
(5:37:52 AM) Krem: Oh?
(5:38:03 AM) Agon: Aye.
(5:38:18 AM) Krem: Oh, and I've posted the theory
(5:38:27 AM) Agon: Good boy.
(5:41:06 AM) Agon: Going to sleep any time soon?
(5:41:21 AM) Krem: Oh, s**t, I forgot
(5:41:23 AM) Krem: Meh
(5:41:32 AM) Krem: Post your shite, I'll read it
(5:41:34 AM) Krem: And then we'll see
(5:41:44 AM) Agon: It'll still take a while.
(5:47:08 AM) Krem: I'll go drink something while waiting.
(5:47:14 AM) Krem: You take too much time to think
(5:47:25 AM) Agon: I'm brainstorming, actually.
(5:47:33 AM) Krem: My point exactly
(5:47:43 AM) Agon: I'm writing down whatever comes to mind.
(5:52:22 AM) Krem: I have returned
(5:52:33 AM) Agon: Welcome back, grasshopper.
(5:56:01 AM) Agon: Hmm... I need to get laid...
(5:56:21 AM) Agon: My body yearns for it...
(5:56:37 AM) Krem: Masturbate
(5:56:42 AM) Krem: 'tis the same release.
(5:57:26 AM) Agon: As I said during our last conversation. I won't believe that it's the same until I'll try it myself.
(5:57:58 AM) Agon: Lucky you, I guess, who lost his virginity at the age of 10.
(5:58:09 AM) Agon: And become an erokappa ever since...
(5:58:18 AM) Agon: became*
(5:58:22 AM) Krem: Is not a frog moster!
(5:58:29 AM) Agon: Is too.
(5:58:44 AM) Krem: Noes! Z_Z
(5:59:16 AM) Agon: Great now that I think of monsters I think of demons and when I think of demons I think of succubus... Thank you again for giving me a reason to desire sexual intercourse.
(5:59:43 AM) Krem: ...they rape you and steal your soul
(5:59:45 AM) Krem: Have fun
(6:00:56 AM) Agon: I'm an adventurer, surely you know that already. And you must also know that specifically because of that it said they bring men pleasure that far suppresses that of which can be given by a human.
(6:01:18 AM) Krem: *shrug*
(6:02:40 AM) Agon: It's like, you constantly hear some guy say that if he were to choose how to die it'd be from overdose of seratonin. Or in your language, too much sex.
(6:03:20 AM) Krem: Myself, I would choose to die of explosion... Surrounded by people.
(6:03:34 AM) Agon: ...How kind of ye.
(6:03:45 AM) Krem: For the s**ts and giggle
(6:03:51 AM) Krem: And people would remember me, in iceland
(6:04:00 AM) Krem: 20 kills for the national record.. Well, less..
(6:04:05 AM) Krem: But I CBA to look it up
(6:04:14 AM) Krem: Over 500 years old
(6:06:11 AM) Krem: Do hurry up with your post.
(6:06:19 AM) Agon: I told you, it'll take a while.
(6:06:31 AM) Agon: You want to see my progress so far?
(6:06:42 AM) Agon: I did make some good progress, by the way.
(6:06:53 AM) Krem: No
(6:07:02 AM) Agon: Fine.
(6:07:05 AM) Agon: Turd.
(6:07:17 AM) Krem: ... <_>
(6:18:48 AM) Krem: Right, gonna lie down for a moment.
(6:18:57 AM) Agon: And fall asleep, you mean, right?
(6:19:00 AM) Krem: I might fall asleep, I might return.
(6:19:10 AM) Agon: Most likely, you'll fall asleep.
(6:19:53 AM) Agon: You sure you don't want to read the draft?
(6:26:07 AM) Krem: I will not fall asleep. I can see the screen, so give me a nugde upon completion
(6:26:16 AM) Agon: I don't have a nudge.
(6:26:20 AM) Agon: I'm using Pidgin.
(6:26:21 AM) Krem: I see.
(6:26:33 AM) Agon: I'll just message you. So turn the volume on high
(6:26:44 AM) Agon: By the way, I'm making incredible progress.
