I'm generally against classing an entire group of people as bad, but I will admit Islam worries me. Not because I find their belief to be a threat to mine, as in convincing enough to convert large numbers of Christians. I'm worried because Islam has yet to have a period of peace in it's entire history, whereas Christianity pretty much grew past the militant stage 500 years ago.
I don't think ethnocide is justifiable, so conversion is the best option. Here's the plan:
We print off *all* of the internet porn (and I mean every last legal picture, so we cover all the bases), load up every last ounce of alcohol in the US, and get a billion pairs of jeans. We load all this stuff up in our strategic bombers, and just drop porn, booze, and jeans on every major city in the Muslim world.
They look at the porn and women are worth so much more unbeaten, and are much more attractive when they aren't covered head to toe in a black burkha. Pictures of Kate Beckinsale from Underworld would make this point even more clear. Burkhas just don't make women look hot, tight clothing does.
We'll make sure to include lots of homosexual porn to be inclusive, and hire some poor bastard to make sure we get all the really disturbing deviant *bleep*.
They'll drink the booze and realize that their religious hatred of intoxication is boring, and crazy parties with their now-liberated women are fun. We probably ought to include all the drugs we've confiscated over the past few years, just to make sure they get the point.
And then they'll put on the jeans and realize that robes are lame and non-utilitarian. Western clothing is just so much better. I mean, where in those robes do they put wallets, keys, and cell phones? How can you ride a motorcycle in a robe? Robes belong in Wushu movies, not closets.
*Hysterical laughter*
I helped come up with this plan on a late-night cartoon message board a few years back. It's way, way cheaper than using JDAMs to kill individual people hiding in tents. And no matter what religion they convert to, if they even convert, billions of porn-addicted drug users aren't likely pose a major threat until they get the munchies.