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If one passes gas in church, does he go straight to hell?
Definitely 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
Depends on the stink level. 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
Depends on the noise level 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
No, God made farts in his own image 54%  54%  [ 7 ]
Blasphemy! 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
No answer, just gimme the results! 23%  23%  [ 3 ]
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jrknothead
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09 Mar 2009, 1:51 am

Confucious say, he who farts in church, sits in his own pew.



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09 Mar 2009, 2:36 am

jrknothead wrote:
Confucious say, he who farts in church, sits in his own pew.


:lmao:

Aint nothin like a Fart in a church to brighten the sabbath day! :mrgreen:



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09 Mar 2009, 2:43 am

And Christ said,"Turn the other cheek."



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09 Mar 2009, 6:36 am

XD at least it shakes up events.


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09 Mar 2009, 7:27 am

they who fart with sufficient force will propel themselves skyward into the kingdom of heaven.