The origin of feces

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NO I am NOT talking about the Type-O-Negative album. Im talking about that brown stuff that comes out of yer as*hole .

Anyway, for those of you who believe in a God(1 or more), what are your thoughts on why God create sh1t? To me its existence is an obscene blasphemy and if I were religious I would associate it with the Devil.

To fertilize the crop, "Oh the natural o(r)dor of things."

Everything sustainable in nature is cyclical.

Rain is to the water cycle as shite is to the food cycle.

And we grow most our food out of that stuff....

The alternative is atomic power which runs the stars. We're working on it.

Oh son. i capatalize this, because damn! a comet/asteriod is yer/muyn god, if that would have never happend guess what? the dinosaurs would have still have been top everything. thinking man showed up to quikly on a evolutionary scale so i think there was some et envolvement

was this a response to the "new argument" that iamaparakeet asked for?

No. It really has nothing to do with that discussion whatsoever.

well, the same reason he would create food and all the natural elements we need to consume in order to survive, in which the real question would be why he would make us need to eat food, drink water and breath air in order to stay alive and why man needed that before the original sin, even though the OP was to mock believers.

I think it's pretty obvious that god created feces so people wouldn't step backwards after pooping in the Garden of Eden, but humans, being evil, distorted this divine purpose by inventing outhouses and plumbing.

Actually, God created feces so people wouldn't starve, it was a simple solution, though humans didn't grasp the idea.

Nobody wants to acknowledge this but God created humans and every other animal as a means for creating feces. He loves feces. Just look t the Bible.

Feces is a bi product of humans just like humans are a bi product of the universe?

I've heard it suggested that feces might simply be the result of natural processes, without any divine intervention.

But nobody has ever been able to find the missing link between the mouth and the butt.

And it's impossible to believe that such a perfect fly food could simply come into existence without an intelligent designer.

It's obvious. God is a fly.

Feces are, I suppose, proof that neither God nor evolution, pick which you will, can come up with a totally effective digestive system. Although, it's not just food waste - there's a whole bunch of sloughed-off intestinal lining cells, bacteria and broken-down blood products in there too. It may just be the most effective way of getting rid of all that. The fact that it grosses anyone out isn't really the point.

Although, Martin Luther certainly believed the Devil was in charge of the bowels and their functions. He always used to have conversations with Satan when he was sitting on the john, apparently...