Raccoon Bites off Pervert's.....After Attempted Molestation

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04 Feb 2009, 3:36 pm

pakled wrote:
Raccoons are just below monkeys in intelligence, and on the evolutionary tree. They are very dangerous if cornered, and can kill a dog in seconds (which is why they use packs).

A great many of them in the SE US are rabid....


Raccoons are downright brilliant creatures. I used to have a wild raccoon friend who I fed peanut butter sandwiches, cornbread, fruit and catfood. She apparently appreciated the kindness and started leaving me what were apparently gifts of crawfish by the back door. Kinda like how cats leave mice as presents for their human. The female raccoon was brilliant though and funny and several times caught her sitting in the window at night watching my tv through the lace curtains. :D



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04 Feb 2009, 4:35 pm

GO RACCOON!! !

bloomin' perverts...


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04 Feb 2009, 5:41 pm

Out of any animal you could attempt to rape why pick a raccoon?? They aren't exactly the cutest. He should've tried a piglet, a panda, a manatee, or a koala.


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05 Feb 2009, 4:12 am

history_of_psychiatry wrote:
Out of any animal you could attempt to rape why pick a raccoon?? They aren't exactly the cutest. He should've tried a piglet, a panda, a manatee, or a koala.


the raccoon was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time... for the guy that is :lol:

koalas and pandas are also quite dangerous, he could have suffered then same injury or something life threatening.


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05 Feb 2009, 1:04 pm

Durp wrote:
Haha, that guy deserved it.

yes definitely!



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05 Feb 2009, 2:51 pm

I don't think the story is true,
because The Sun is the UK's version
of Weekly World News here in the US! :lol:

But if it is true, the pervert got what he deserved.


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