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nurseangela
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26 May 2016, 7:31 am

In even Dumber News:

Hey, potsters! You can now smoke pot while working out! (Oh brother. :roll:)

A gym where people can get high onsite is opening in San Francisco. http://tiny.iavian.net/ag50


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27 May 2016, 3:33 am

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IN REALLY DUMB NEWS -

First Look At Dog After Detoxing From Heroin, Methamphetamine. http://tiny.iavian.net/afrf

Freaking SOB! If people want to take drugs DON'T HAVE ANY ANIMALS! Just because you want to be a druggie doesn't mean your dog or cat does!


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So far, 15 people have signed up to adopt the dog.


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03 Jun 2016, 10:59 pm

In EXTREMELY DUMB News:

I've heard of breast lifts, but this?! Wth?

Balls up: Are scrotal lifts the next trend in male grooming?. http://tiny.iavian.net/akgp


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04 Jun 2016, 6:09 pm

nurseangela wrote:
In even Dumber News:

Hey, potsters! You can now smoke pot while working out! (Oh brother. :roll:)

A gym where people can get high onsite is opening in San Francisco. http://tiny.iavian.net/ag50


For decades theyve had gyms with alcohol bars on site. Always thought that was a ridiculous contradiction. This pot thing is perhaps no worse than that, but it sure aint a better idea than that. But I guess it had to happen.



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08 Jun 2016, 6:15 pm

He hasn't even been elected yet, and the miracles have already begun! :mrgreen:

"Midlothian man sees Donald Trump in bathroom floor tile"

http://wtvr.com/2016/06/08/donald-trump ... loor-tile/

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10 Jun 2016, 5:03 pm

In DUMB News:

And the Left want to increase taxes even more?!

$2,139,254,000,000: FY2016 Taxes Set Record Through May; $14,164 Per Worker; Feds Still Run Deficit of $407,099,000,000. http://tiny.iavian.net/aogh


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10 Jun 2016, 6:03 pm

Darmok wrote:
..."Midlothian man sees Donald Trump in bathroom floor tile"

http://wtvr.com/2016/06/08/donald-trump ... loor-tile/

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That looks more like Godzilla than Trump.



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21 Jun 2016, 9:40 pm

In Dumb News:

Sometimes life is more than one can handle. A crappy milkshake then no coffee. What is a person to do? :mrgreen: You go ape at Burger King.

Fast Food Worker Says She Was Attacked Over Milkshake. http://tiny.iavian.net/aucr


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05 Jul 2016, 6:33 am

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COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE ZIKA BALL!

Let the Zika Virus soar as prostitute prices decline at the Olympic games!

Prostitutes in Rio de Janeiro offer 'sex sale' for Olympic Games. http://tiny.iavian.net/b1wf


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05 Jul 2016, 6:40 am

In even Dumber News:

Welcome to Hell and the Olympic Games! Expect to pick up the Zika Virus while having zilcho access to good medical care or police. Good Times! :mrgreen:

As Olympics Approach, Rio de Janeiro's Hospitals Running Out of Medicine - Breitbart. http://tiny.iavian.net/b1u4


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22 Sep 2016, 6:58 am

In Really Dumb News (and your views):

TO ALL THE MEN OUT THERE: Could SCROTOX be for you? Let's just say that I've seen what gravity can do! (Hey! That rhymed!) :mrgreen:

Would you risk Botox for your BALLS? Number of men wanting the bizarre op doubles in a year. http://tiny.iavian.net/cg4u

Ouch!


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03 Nov 2016, 10:09 pm

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All of you pot smokers come out of your smoke clouds cause you could have a chance at a fantastic job - AT THE PENTAGON. You heard me, you too could be toking it up in the PENThouse while feeding your face to the gills! Check this out.

Pentagon may ease recruiting rules for obese people, pot smokers and single parents. http://tiny.iavian.net/dc8j


From the article:

We want to "make sure we’re as flexible as we need to be so we can get the best possible force in.”


Well alrighty then, pass me that doobie and those bon bons! What's my undercover name? Mary Jane! Duh! :mrgreen:





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