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08 Jul 2021, 5:39 pm

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/inventor-makes-a-machine-that-turns-beers-into-a-soft-scoop-ice-cream/


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08 Jul 2021, 6:53 pm

I'm more interested in a machine that turns ice cream into beer.


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08 Jul 2021, 7:08 pm

"There's people out there turning music into gold."



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08 Jul 2021, 7:08 pm

Forget about turning lead into gold! This is the real triumph of the alchemist!


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09 Jul 2021, 2:51 am

Ice cream ...that you need to present an ID for, in order to buy, because it makes you drunk?

I dont see the value of it. But if it turns you on...whatever.



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09 Jul 2021, 3:59 am

funeralxempire wrote:
I'm more interested in a machine that turns ice cream into beer.

And both into bacon, and vice versa.

Then one machine could fulfil all the needs of the entire human race for all eternity.

Truly, mankind is on the precipice of ascension to a higher level of existence.



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09 Jul 2021, 9:28 am

When he invents a process that turns brussels sprouts into chocolate, then he may be on to something.



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09 Jul 2021, 9:33 am

Shut up and take my money.



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09 Jul 2021, 9:49 am

No. Just no.It sounds nasty.


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09 Jul 2021, 1:36 pm

If non-alcoholic beer can be turned into ice cream, I will certainly consider trying it.


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09 Jul 2021, 3:58 pm

Kind of Jesus in reverse. Instead of "turning water into wine" its "turning beer into ice cream". :lol:



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11 Jul 2021, 9:49 am

It turns any alcoholic beverage into ice cream and retains its potency

Strawberry and lime cider ice cream anyone?



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11 Jul 2021, 12:16 pm

Demonique wrote:
It turns any alcoholic beverage into ice cream and retains its potency

Strawberry and lime cider ice cream anyone?


Bathtub gin banana splits?

White lightening popsicles?



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11 Jul 2021, 2:30 pm

As long as the ice cream doesn’t taste like beer.
I’d be down for Irish cream ice cream with Kahlua and chocolate syrup drizzled on it or Pina Colada sherbet.


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11 Jul 2021, 3:49 pm

Misslizard wrote:
As long as the ice cream doesn’t taste like beer.
I’d be down for Irish cream ice cream with Kahlua and chocolate syrup drizzled on it or Pina Colada sherbet.


Even reading that tastes good!


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11 Jul 2021, 5:07 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
Misslizard wrote:
As long as the ice cream doesn’t taste like beer.
I’d be down for Irish cream ice cream with Kahlua and chocolate syrup drizzled on it or Pina Colada sherbet.


Even reading that tastes good!

I hope it exists somewhere and people are enjoying it.


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