Job centre apologises for evicting Jedi fan

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20 Mar 2010, 1:16 am

Sigh... I made the mistake of looking at the actual website, now I think I am an atheist. No god would allow a church of Jedi to form...



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20 Mar 2010, 4:39 am

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Jedi's are of the future, in a galaxy far, far away. Maybe this bum is a precursor. :)

The future? "A long time ago" doesn't mean the future.

Ah, right. I only remembered it wasn't the present. :oops:
That would make this guy a degenerate "dystopic future" Jedi.


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20 Mar 2010, 12:27 pm

Ok... that's kinda... odd... But heck, I am odd so who am I to question people's choices! Without getting into a massive religious debate, I think that anyone who is wearing a hood shouldn't have to put it down unless they are behaving in an intimidating or threatening way (although trying to get THEM to remove their hoods wouldn't be easy!) because I am SO ANGRY with people telling me what I can and can't wear. I like my hood up sometimes because I have Tourettes and it hides my tics a little... ok so I would probably be asked to remove my hood because of the rule I made... Damn my doofus mind...

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20 Mar 2010, 4:43 pm

The two Jedi shown as example both have their hoods down. Other than rain, snow, cold, lurking in the shadows, which I doubt could be found at a jobs center, down is the usual position.



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20 Mar 2010, 5:35 pm

In The Phantom Menace, we saw the entire Jedi Council in session. These are the highest-ranking Jedi of all - and not one of them was wearing his/her/its hood up. (Admittedly, in the case of the guy with the bifurcated head, raising the hood would have been difficult under the best of circumstances...)

It was established in The Return of the Jedi that in order for a Jedi to advance to the level of Knight, he would need to actually construct his own lightsaber. (Inferred from Vader's statement to Skywalker, that Skywalker's construction of a new 'saber marked the completion of the boy's Jedi training.) While we don't know for certain that the young man in question was without such a weapon, it seems unlikely that he could have been ejected had he one.

In other words, this guy was about as much a Jedi as a man with a propeller beanie is an orthodox Jew.


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20 Mar 2010, 7:27 pm

This may really take off. Isn't L Ron Hubbard's Scientology based upon his science fiction? You pay them millions to get rid of the aliens possessing you or something like that. Now the Jedism will come and conquer the....um....darkside?
I think I'll just stay an atheist.



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20 Mar 2010, 10:52 pm

What happens when the next guy claims to be a Knight Templar and comes in wearing chain mail, a steel helmet and a really big sword?

Or, what do they call those holy men in India? The ones who rub themselves with ashes and walk around naked?

Or claim you are a Voodoo priest and wear some shrunken heads hanging around your neck.



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20 Mar 2010, 11:30 pm

Jedi mind tricks cannot work on those with no mind...;)


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21 Mar 2010, 7:20 am

DeaconBlues wrote:
In The Phantom Menace, we saw the entire Jedi Council in session. These are the highest-ranking Jedi of all - and not one of them was wearing his/her/its hood up. (Admittedly, in the case of the guy with the bifurcated head, raising the hood would have been difficult under the best of circumstances...)

It was established in The Return of the Jedi that in order for a Jedi to advance to the level of Knight, he would need to actually construct his own lightsaber. (Inferred from Vader's statement to Skywalker, that Skywalker's construction of a new 'saber marked the completion of the boy's Jedi training.) While we don't know for certain that the young man in question was without such a weapon, it seems unlikely that he could have been ejected had he one.

In other words, this guy was about as much a Jedi as a man with a propeller beanie is an orthodox Jew.

There were plenty of Jedi below the level of Knight. This guy was as much a Jedi as a converted gentile (sp?) jewish child is an orthodox Jew. A Jew isn't a religiously complete Jew until the proper ceremonies. Or So I Heard. :P

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What happens when the next guy claims to be a Knight Templar and comes in wearing chain mail, a steel helmet and a really big sword?

Or, what do they call those holy men in India? The ones who rub themselves with ashes and walk around naked?

Or claim you are a Voodoo priest and wear some shrunken heads hanging around your neck.

Well, at least he seems to have been unarmed and fully dressed. Can't tell if he had any severed body parts on his person, though. :)


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24 Mar 2010, 9:58 am

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I don't recall whether it was ever spelled out in any detail in the films and I haven't bothered following all the novels and other merchandising, but...in order to become a Jedi KNIGHT (as he called himself) - don't you have to undergo a rather lengthy apprenticeship under someone already initiated as a Jedi? And since the Jedi are not native to our planet and we have yet to receive any (announced) visitors from elsewhere, how exactly is it possible to become a Jedi Knight without first becoming fictional? Maybe there's a caveat in the rulebook that I'm not aware of. Of course, a Jedi is supposed to carry his own light saber - how can you be a knight without a weapon? And if you can't acquire a lightsaber (a real one, not a Pez dispenser)...then you're not a knight, much less a Jedi.

This is just too vague. What are the rules, what are the rituals, the dogma, the creedo (okay, he's dead - and Han fired first) where is the scripture? You can't call it a religion just because you have a fan club membership card and a Star Wars logo hoodie...

I'll bet those Sith guys have a bible... :study:


:lol: What's "great" is that there are even wackier religions that have more followers.



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24 Mar 2010, 10:10 am

Hmmmm, he sounds like a Sith to me by his behaviour.
At the very least he is an apprentice slipping down the dark path.
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24 Mar 2010, 10:13 am

JadedMantis wrote:
Hmmmm, he sounds like a Sith to me by his behaviour.
At the very least he is an apprentice slipping down the dark path.
"Yes my young apprentice. Feel the anger, unleash the litigation..."


I have a bad feeling about this....

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24 Mar 2010, 12:13 pm

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25 Mar 2010, 3:29 pm

i'm rifling through my old army stuff right now to try and find my dogtags. i have 4 sets of dogtags from my time in the u.s. army. 1 set says "no-rel-pref" for religion because the guy at the army surplus store (way faster than waiting for uncle sam) wouldn't put "jedi" on them. the other 3 sets all say "jedi." even my original set from basic.
that said, i am not a member of this religion.
believe it or not, i caught less sith-spit for claiming "jedi" than any of the other 6 admitted atheists.

i'm a bigger starwars geek than most, however, and i can't find any basis for being a douche about wearing a hood. i think obi-wan would have taken it off and apologized. only that whiney brat annie would have made an issue out of it.



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25 Mar 2010, 3:57 pm

As long as I can bring my light saber into Starbucks, I'm happy.



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25 Mar 2010, 4:25 pm

elderwanda wrote:
As long as I can bring my light saber into Starbucks, I'm happy.


No problem. But leave the Wookie outside unless it's a registered assistance animal. ;)


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