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07 Mar 2013, 4:26 pm

My grandfather once told me why he thought there weren't more rich people. He said most people do not know how to spend money wisely. This story provides VERY strong evidence for his hypothesis.



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08 Mar 2013, 2:23 am

There's a new candidate for the Darwin Awards.



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08 Mar 2013, 2:24 am

what they did wasn't quite as self-destructive as the poor fella who tried to supercharge his lava lamp.



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08 Mar 2013, 9:26 am

auntblabby wrote:
what they did wasn't quite as self-destructive as the poor fella who tried to supercharge his lava lamp.


Dont know that story.

But did hear about the bank stick up man who told the cops that 'he HAD to do it" because he needed alot of money FAST!

He had been minding his own business getting ready to bake some chicken for himself. Looked around the cupboards for some flour to coat the chicken...and then put it in the oven.

Trouble was that the white powder he found in the cupboard was not flour. What his dinner was coated in was his housemate' s stash of cocaine.

Needless to say that "my roomate threaten to KILL me if I didnt pay him tens of thousands of dollars FAST."



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08 Mar 2013, 1:34 pm

This craaaaaazy world we live in. :lol:


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08 Mar 2013, 1:57 pm

auntblabby wrote:
what they did wasn't quite as self-destructive as the poor fella who tried to supercharge his lava lamp.


*Curious*


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08 Mar 2013, 8:40 pm

Zodai wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
what they did wasn't quite as self-destructive as the poor fella who tried to supercharge his lava lamp.


*Curious*

he was dissatisfied with the glacial response of his lava lamp so he took it out of its lightbulb cradle and put it on the burner of his stove, and the heat of the stove raised the internal pressure of the lava lamp vessel so high that it exploded, sending glass shards as shrapnel flying all over the place, most of which drilled through the poor fella and exsanguinated him post-haste.



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11 Mar 2013, 4:47 pm

Dear Aunt Blabby,

Basically stabbed to death by a light fixture?

Gotta be related to those lottery winners.

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11 Mar 2013, 7:28 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dear Aunt Blabby, Basically stabbed to death by a light fixture? Gotta be related to those lottery winners.

it was like a glass grenade went off in his kitchen, and he got fragged to death from shrapnel. his family was very tore up over his premature demise. very sad. the cynics would say "darwin award winner/loser!" and the poets would weep.



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13 Mar 2013, 9:05 am

auntblabby wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Dear Aunt Blabby, Basically stabbed to death by a light fixture? Gotta be related to those lottery winners.

it was like a glass grenade went off in his kitchen, and he got fragged to death from shrapnel. his family was very tore up over his premature demise. very sad. the cynics would say "darwin award winner/loser!" and the poets would weep.


And the rest of the world just moved along ...



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13 Mar 2013, 11:14 pm

Dragoness wrote:
And the rest of the world just moved along ...

what use is it to be such a cold world?