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03 May 2016, 9:58 am

Yigeren wrote:

That biting massage sounds disgusting. Not only do I not want someone's dirty mouth biting my skin, but I wouldn't want to bite anyone else, either.

Especially when punching is more effective in tenderising the skin (and it burns calories).

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03 May 2016, 10:26 am

All the news that's NOT fit to print?

We have the grocery store tabloids for that.

Like the headline "Farmer says UFO alien sang 'Love Me Tender'".

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03 May 2016, 3:54 pm

cyberdad wrote:

nurseangela wrote:

OUCH!

Men! Get your guards on!

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News. http://tiny.iavian.net/a0t6

Why is this news? sounds like an average day down here in Oz geting attacked by the local fauna
In the town of Darwin it used to be normal to watch crocodiles walk down the main street...blokes getting by bitten by red backs are sissies

My ex husband got bit on the wanky by a brown recluse spider.I always liked spiders,now more than ever. :twisted:

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04 May 2016, 12:21 am

In Dumb News :

Might you be a "debauched individual"? If so, pack your bags and head to Brazil! :mrgreen:

Brazil Ponders an Erotic Theme Park, With No Sex Allowed. http://tiny.iavian.net/a45f

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04 May 2016, 12:24 am

Misslizard wrote:

cyberdad wrote:

nurseangela wrote:

OUCH!

Men! Get your guards on!

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News. http://tiny.iavian.net/a0t6

My ex husband got bit on the wanky by a brown recluse spider.I always liked spiders,now more than ever. :twisted:

Oh my! Does Mr. Wanky look the same or did he fall off completely?

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04 May 2016, 12:55 am

nurseangela wrote:

In Dumb News :

Might you be a "debauched individual"? If so, pack your bags and head to Brazil! :mrgreen:

Brazil Ponders an Erotic Theme Park, With No Sex Allowed. http://tiny.iavian.net/a45f

brazil... no surprise there.

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04 May 2016, 7:58 am

Misslizard wrote:

cyberdad wrote:

nurseangela wrote:

OUCH!

Men! Get your guards on!

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News. http://tiny.iavian.net/a0t6

My ex husband got bit on the wanky by a brown recluse spider.I always liked spiders,now more than ever. :twisted:

LOL!!

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04 May 2016, 2:05 pm

nurseangela wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

cyberdad wrote:

nurseangela wrote:

OUCH!

Men! Get your guards on!

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis - BBC News. http://tiny.iavian.net/a0t6

My ex husband got bit on the wanky by a brown recluse spider.I always liked spiders,now more than ever. :twisted:

Oh my! Does Mr. Wanky look the same or did he fall off completely?

It happened years after the divorce,I heard about it from my sister in law.I was spared seeing it.Supposedly it swelled up huge and had pus running out of it.He didn't see a doctor,instead he soaked his weenie in a pan of epsom salts and warm water.What an idiot.From what his GF told my sister in law, Mr.Wanky is no longer a functioning unit.He was a cheater so Karma took its toll.

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05 May 2016, 2:30 am

In Dumb News-

Could your Hunny be cheating? Here's some nifty ways you could use to find out!

Are you swiping behind my back?: how couples spy with anti-cheating apps. http://tiny.iavian.net/a4y0

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05 May 2016, 2:37 am

I'd probably use one. I don't trust anyone anymore. People lie constantly.

The mattress sensor thing is ridiculous. So are the tracking apps.

I wouldn't use a tracking app. The only things that would be worth using are things to catch someone in the act, or to look at past activity. When I was younger I would never have considered using things like that, because I was very trusting and idealistic.

Honestly, I'm not sure having a relationship is worth the trouble.

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05 May 2016, 11:45 pm

In DUMB News :

God expected to show up for court?! Wth!

Man seeks restraining order against God. http://tiny.iavian.net/a5ud

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11 May 2016, 6:08 pm

In Dumb News:

I used to work with this nurse who was also a nun and who cursed like a drunken sailor, but this is ridiculous.

EXCLUSIVE: Staten Island priest sued for vile rants at HS. http://tiny.iavian.net/a8p3

I wonder if he's going to bring this up at his next confession. :mrgreen:

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17 May 2016, 6:32 pm

In Dumb News :

How hard can food shopping be people?! :wall:

'Make a grocery list': Feds teach people how to shop for food. http://tiny.iavian.net/abty

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23 May 2016, 12:28 am

This is more weird than dumb. What is wrong with women?!

Sex crimes committed by WOMEN are on the rise. http://tiny.iavian.net/ae2u

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25 May 2016, 9:48 am

IN REALLY DUMB NEWS -

First Look At Dog After Detoxing From Heroin, Methamphetamine. http://tiny.iavian.net/afrf

Freaking SOB! If people want to take drugs DON'T HAVE ANY ANIMALS! Just because you want to be a druggie doesn't mean your dog or cat does!

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26 May 2016, 7:24 am

In Dumb News:

Wth? Woman against domestic violence gets arrested for domestic violence.

Woman Busted Wearing Meta Message T-Shirt. http://tiny.iavian.net/ag4a

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