One of many reasons never to hire a hit man

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naturalplastic
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12 Feb 2020, 5:21 pm

Maybe it was his political convictions!

Maybe the hit man also happened to be a fanatical "men's rights" activist who didn't like it that the woman always gets custody, and decided to ...do some pro bono work for the cause. :D



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12 Feb 2020, 5:24 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Maybe it was his political convictions!

Maybe the hit man also happened to be a fanatical "men's rights" activist who didn't like it that the woman always gets custody, and decided to ...do some pro bono work for the cause. :D


Women always get custody? Where do you live?

Whoever pays their lawyer more gets custody.


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12 Feb 2020, 5:31 pm

Must check to see if he was in cosplay gear.

Does that mean that we all have to bomb the Grand Duchy of Mensrightsia now?
Who will keep up the view rates of incel forums?
Will no-one think of the poor advertising algorithms?



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12 Feb 2020, 5:40 pm

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Wolfram87 wrote:
"Tried to hire for simple hit-job. Instead of fulfilling contract, killed me and set me and my car on fire.

1/5 stars, would not recommend."
This guy won't make Angies list that's for sure. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Forget Angie's list. This is the type of job that deserves its own dark web site.

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12 Feb 2020, 5:57 pm

Actually the client and the guy might have gotten into some kind of dispute, and she threatened to out him as a hit man to blackmail him. The threat of blackmail is a common motive for murder even for ...NON professional murderers.



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12 Feb 2020, 6:03 pm

Elvis wanted a hitman to kill Mike Stone (he wasnt mobster but independent contractor :|