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14 Aug 2008, 2:11 pm

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What does all this mean? Is it symtomatic of an oversexed society or just the death of chivalry in general? THe decline of parents being able to smack their kids?

Slippery slope applies to idiots in general: "If this is acceptable and that is fairly close, then why not either or both?!"

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14 Aug 2008, 2:18 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

What does all this mean? Is it symtomatic of an oversexed society or just the death of chivalry in general? THe decline of parents being able to smack their kids?

Slippery slope applies to idiots in general: "If this is acceptable and that is fairly close, then why not either or both?!"

Yes, exactly. Slippery Slope appeals to more than just idiots, though. It's akin to the idea of doing the bare minimum, to not breaking the word of the law but the spirit of the law.

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14 Aug 2008, 2:20 pm

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iamnotaparakeet wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

What does all this mean? Is it symtomatic of an oversexed society or just the death of chivalry in general? THe decline of parents being able to smack their kids?

Slippery slope applies to idiots in general: "If this is acceptable and that is fairly close, then why not either or both?!"

Yes, exactly. Slippery Slope appeals to more than just idiots, though. It's akin to the idea of doing the bare minimum, to not breaking the word of the law but the spirit of the law.

And to some, they just chuck the law out the window.

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14 Aug 2008, 2:28 pm

It's not even that long since a man in the US was arrested for porking the hole in the middle of a picnic table. He was just lucky it managed not to collapse under his weight.

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14 Aug 2008, 3:26 pm

Everchanging wrote:

It's not even that long since a man in the US was arrested for porking the hole in the middle of a picnic table. He was just lucky it managed not to collapse under his weight.

Really lucky that it didn't collapse and he had his nottybit fully installed :lol:

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14 Aug 2008, 3:38 pm

Darwin award?

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14 Aug 2008, 5:43 pm

What's next, having sex with a boiling hot kettle? Actually, I really wouldn't be surprised if someone has tried that.

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14 Aug 2008, 6:28 pm

How about with an actual woman rather than with objects?

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14 Aug 2008, 6:31 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

How about with an actual woman rather than with objects?

That's what I was thinking! An actual woman -or man- would be better than anything inanimate.

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14 Aug 2008, 6:41 pm

Never mind the women, if he felt the urge, he should have just spanked the monkey.

Bad example, he probably would have done the same to Clyde here^

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14 Aug 2008, 6:45 pm

No more!! ! *flames thread*

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15 Aug 2008, 12:05 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

How about with an actual woman rather than with objects?

Parakeet's just jealous because he had designs on that bench...

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15 Aug 2008, 12:41 am

Things like this wouldn't happen if China hadn't instituted the one child rule which lead to the murder of many females. Now there is a shortage of women. Obviously the sex toy industry would be very successful for any budding international entrepreneurs that wanted to introduce products for the frustrated Chinese men.

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15 Aug 2008, 12:46 am

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Emergency workers tried to drain some blood from Mr. Xing's body in an attempt to reduce his blood pressure and extricate him, but he remained stuck. Eventually, emergency workers cut the park bench from its foundations and poor Mr Xing was transported to hospital with the park bench still attached. It took another four hours to free him.

Couldn't they just call in a welder? And what about all the stories of Asian men being "small", so how could he get stuck?

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15 Aug 2008, 1:32 am

"They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis."

What a shame. They got there an hour too early. Now he can still pass his genes on.

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15 Aug 2008, 1:35 am

A small pair of nail clippers would do the job. :lol:

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