DeaconBlues wrote:
b9 wrote:
my reaction to the death of osama bin laden was to immediately desire a toasted cheese and tomato sandwich.
No bacon? Maybe a slice of ham?
bacon does not belong on toast in my world, and i do not like ham in any shape or form.
bacon and toast in the same mouthful does not seem appetizing to me (let alone ham and toast).
paladin wrote:
I would have preferred ham, bacon and cheese as opposed to tomato. Gosh you two, now I will be thinking about this sandwich for days until I can order it.

truss tomatoes are exploding with flavor at the moment, and i power up the grill in my oven and put the wire rack on the highest "nubs" (i suppose i would call them).
i slice the tomatoes into equal thickness discs. i then thaw the butter in the microwave so it is easy to spread, and i proceed to toast the bread on both sides.
when the toast is how i like it, i extract it and butter it, and fit the tomato slices on the top of it after cutting them to the design that i know will equally pave the surface of the toast all the way to it's crust boundaries and not beyond.
i salt the tomatoes and twist the pepper grinder over them.
processed cheese slices are not as big as the toast slice, so 2 slices of cheese must be used, but i can not let them overlap because then i will have an area of sickly gooey cheesy overabundance that i am not partial to. i leave one slice unaltered, and i cut the other one into 3 equal strips, and i cut one third of the length off one of the three equal strips. i place the full slice so it fits into a corner of the toast and i lay the 2 strips on the adjacent edges, and i place the "third of a third" strip in the unpaved corner diagonally opposite from the corner that the whole slice was fitted into.
the processed cheese bubbles away and then rises like a pillow and goes brown, and the snack is delightful.
anyway the death of bin laden is fading away in the media. i had a dream a few days ago (after imagining a similar thing during that day) that barack obama was actually osama bin laden without a disguise. i dreamed that it was discovered that obama wore dentures, and he had another set in his drawer that matched the dentures of bin laden. a fake beard was then discovered, and it was realized that obama was a dual identity with his alter ego being osama.
but this discovery horrified both the east and the west so much, that they both had to stop and scratch their heads.
whatever.
the air is just as tasteless as it was when he was alive so i guess he is not a factor that influences my attitude to existence.