naturalplastic wrote:
Rockymtchris wrote:
Today's NC science lesson:
Pi r
not SQUARE, they r always round!
Only in America...
Eggslackly!
Pie are ROUND!
Cornbread are square!
You are wrong. Many pies, in these troubled times,
are square -- the ones baked by so-called "educated" women, who invariably tend to lack any feminine skills whatsoever, such as needlework, artwork and cooking / baking. You know the type ? They not only try to go to school but also tend to wear pants like they are men, and have an opinion on everything under the sun. Immodest, loud hussies. Hrrrrmpppphhh.
But women are foolish creatures and can even be forgiving for having any foolish notions (such as wanting an education and a career outside the home). The real problem is the men in the family, their fathers, older brothers and husbands. All these problems with square pies would disappear in an instant if only these menfolk took the Bible more seriously and beat their women frequently. Then every pie ever baked would indeed be round and fit for human consumption.
I just don't see that happening though, considering that on this very thread, an elderly gent admits to always taking his wife's opinions into consideration, and to even deferring to his missus on important decisions from time-to-time. And this gentleman claims to have gone to religious school ! I, therefore, don't have much expectations from other men who don't have a religious background, or were even raised by feminist mothers who neglected their children's spiritual education, wore pants, went to work & sported mustaches. Probably didn't have any husbands, either, because of all that new-fangled, "women can do it all" nonsense that led to a rise in single mother households.
In light of all these issues, I don't think that I am wrong in my concern that most pies baked the world over will likely remain square. Round, well-baked pies will soon be a thing of the past, a distant memory that occasionally raises its head over the mists of time. And for this, I blame the men.
Beat your women more often, fellas ! Kirche, küche und kinder für die Frauen. Verstehst du mich ?
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O villain, villain, smiling, damnèd villain!
My tables—meet it is I set it down
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
At least I'm sure it may be so in "Denmark".
-- Hamlet, 1.5.113-116