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03 Nov 2019, 11:35 pm

There's people in Florida who hate him too.



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03 Nov 2019, 11:39 pm

TW1ZTY wrote:
There's people in Florida who hate him too.


Well, he can be stuck there with them. :twisted:


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03 Nov 2019, 11:41 pm

Last thing we need in this country's more hate.

And the second last thing we need in the South is more of those snowbirds. If they wanted to build a wall they should have put it across the Florida border and topped it with barbed wire, impassable to RVs and Suburbans, so the Yankees would stay where they belonged!


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03 Nov 2019, 11:43 pm

Borromeo wrote:
Last thing we need in this country's more hate.

And the second last thing we need in the South is more of those snowbirds. If they wanted to build a wall they should have put it across the Florida border and topped it with barbed wire, impassable to RVs and Suburbans, so the Yankees would stay where they belonged!


Agreed, damn yankees! :evil:



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03 Nov 2019, 11:56 pm

Borromeo wrote:
Last thing we need in this country's more hate.

And the second last thing we need in the South is more of those snowbirds. If they wanted to build a wall they should have put it across the Florida border and topped it with barbed wire, impassable to RVs and Suburbans, so the Yankees would stay where they belonged!


I don't know of anyone here in the Pacific Northwest who'd want to live there.


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04 Nov 2019, 12:00 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
Borromeo wrote:
Last thing we need in this country's more hate.

And the second last thing we need in the South is more of those snowbirds. If they wanted to build a wall they should have put it across the Florida border and topped it with barbed wire, impassable to RVs and Suburbans, so the Yankees would stay where they belonged!


I don't know of anyone here in the Pacific Northwest who'd want to live there.


Good!



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04 Nov 2019, 12:04 am

The Pacific Northwest, well, I'll leave that to you all. I like the South and I like it with plenty of elbow room.

Which doesn't include room for pomaded orange hair stage-acting as an American when he's really a tinpot fascist.


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04 Nov 2019, 12:07 am

Florida's too flat fore my liking. The highest point is only 105 metres (345 feet for you Americans).

It's like Western Free State-by-the-Sea with palm trees.

Durban has palm trees too but is so hilly that you can't drop an orange anywhere that won't make a major odyssey!

DT can go to the Everglades where the alligators might be more appreciative neighbours than some Floridians!


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04 Nov 2019, 12:14 am

I hope he gets swept away by a Category 5 Hurricane! :lol:



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04 Nov 2019, 12:17 am

His hair would supply lift.


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04 Nov 2019, 12:18 am

Borromeo wrote:
The Pacific Northwest, well, I'll leave that to you all. I like the South and I like it with plenty of elbow room.

Which doesn't include room for pomaded orange hair stage-acting as an American when he's really a tinpot fascist.


Plenty of elbow room here, and with enough forestation for the Sasquatches to hide in.


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04 Nov 2019, 2:00 am

The forest undergrowth here is so dense idk how Squatchie gets around.



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04 Nov 2019, 2:09 am

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The forest undergrowth here is so dense idk how Squatchie gets around.


That's their secret.


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04 Nov 2019, 5:02 am

Sasquatch supposedly has a cousin in Florida called "the skunk ape".

A big fowl smelling orange creature that resembles an orangutan.

Sound familiar?

Family resemblance?

Maybe Trump just wants to return to his real home to be with his kin!



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04 Nov 2019, 5:07 am

Well that is quite fitting considering that he is sinking as we speak...also florida is literally going under water so there is that to.

I am confident enough in this idea that I would say that if florida does not sink in 5 years or less, then you can all come back to this and point and laugh at me and i won't be offended, but I predict 5 years nonetheless.


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04 Nov 2019, 5:44 am

Trump is jealous of all the attention Florida Man gets.

We've seen Florida Man headlines:
Florida Man attacks girlfriend with a banana.
Florida Man on drugs kills imaginary friend.
Florida Man tries to break into jail to visit friend.
Florida Man causes meth lab explosion by lightning farts on fire.

Florida Man is stealing Trump's spotlight.