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iamnotaparakeet
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15 Aug 2008, 10:33 am

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How about with an actual woman rather than with objects?

Parakeet's just jealous because he had designs on that bench...

What? I've neither designed nor built any bench, what are you talking about?

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15 Aug 2008, 12:06 pm

Sooner or later, China will implode because of its thousand-year-old attitudes. If the PRC is impervious to attack from without, it will surely crumble from within. Pretty soon, there will be no more ethnic Han Chinese ...

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15 Aug 2008, 1:44 pm

It was kind of sad but my brother and I for some reason found it a bit funny.

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15 Aug 2008, 2:29 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

How about with an actual woman rather than with objects?

Because inanimate objects don't say "no."

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15 Aug 2008, 2:39 pm

Ooooh, could you imagine being rejected by a park bench?

Cold.

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15 Aug 2008, 5:28 pm

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Ooooh, could you imagine being rejected by a park bench?

Cold.

It's still a very sore subject for me, y'know. I hope I shall never have to talk about this again. :cry:

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16 Aug 2008, 11:12 am

netsavy006 wrote:

It was kind of sad but my brother and I for some reason found it a bit funny.

It's more than a bit funny. The comedy far outweighs the tragedy. It wouldn't be so funny if it had not actually happened to a real person.

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16 Aug 2008, 11:47 am

Ouch.

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16 Aug 2008, 1:42 pm

Lots of schadenfreude here apparently.
Personally I kinda feel bad for the guy, not only can he not "get a girl," he did't even go to a prostitute. Plus then his humilitation is shared world-wide via the Net. I suspect he must have some mental problems and am glad hes o.k.

Schadenfreude is finding pleasure from the misfortune of someone else, for those of you who were wondering.

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16 Aug 2008, 1:45 pm

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Lots of schadenfreude here apparently.

Schadenfreude is almost as much fun as poetic justice. Like a diehard skeptic being eaten by Sasquatch.

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16 Aug 2008, 7:31 pm

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What does all this mean? Is it symtomatic of an oversexed society or just the death of chivalry in general? THe decline of parents being able to smack their kids?

Boy, do I wish you were my father. You sound like a load of fun. :roll:

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16 Aug 2008, 10:59 pm

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I suspect he must have some mental problems and am glad hes o.k.

I think that is very likely.
I'm glad he didn't suffer any permanent harm as well.

L.

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17 Aug 2008, 1:33 pm

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They'll just go to war and then kidnap foreign women to father their children since the men are so hardup. That's why they are trying to egg on a war with America because the women are sexy. Actually they are just after the US Women's Volleyball team because they have never seen anything so horny.

But then they won't be ethinic Hans anymore.

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18 Aug 2008, 2:00 am

If I live to be a trillion, I dont think ill ever understand people.

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18 Aug 2008, 8:34 am

What is there to understand? The dude was horny, and people do really stupid things when they're horny. He needed a way to relieve himself, and the park bench looked like the best option at hand (plus he probably got some kind of thrill from doing it in a public place.) Was it foolish? Yes. But you guys are making a big deal out of this, and I suspect that some of you are being hypocritical.

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18 Aug 2008, 8:42 am

nirrti_rachelle wrote:

slowmutant wrote:

What does all this mean? Is it symtomatic of an oversexed society or just the death of chivalry in general? THe decline of parents being able to smack their kids?

Boy, do I wish you were my father. You sound like a load of fun. :roll:

I ain't your pappa.

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