How do I know all of Trump's supporters are a**holes?
1. The president's people come up with some "alternative facts" nonsense but his supporters say, "I con't care about that, just as long as we get jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims are registered."
2. Trump can come out and say, "Roe v Wade had been overturned. No more abortions." His mindless supporters will say, "I don't care about that, just as long as we get jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims are registered."
3. Trump can come out and say, just like Russia said recently, that "we will be easing the punishment for wife abusers." Of course, the mindless, redneck, a** backwards Trumpettes will say, "I don't care about that, just as long as we get jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims are registered."
4. Trump can come out and say, "From now on, f*ck gay rights, f*ck gay marriage, f*ck this gender identity bullsh*t, and f*ck political correctness," and his mindless minions will say, "I don't care about that, just as long as we get jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims are registered."
5. Trump will probably institute Marshall law in crime-ravaged communities like East LA, New Orleans, Detroit, Oakland and Chicago. "Stop and frisk," as well as racial profiling, will be the norm, personal rights will get flushed down the toilet, and Black Lives Matter will get registered as an outlaw franchise with its members rounded up and carted off to jail daily, and of course, Trump's a**-kissing jerks will say, "I don't care about that, just as long as we get jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims are registered."
6. The nations around the world will say, "Hey, Mr. President, our economies were dependent on sewing your jeans, manufacturing your Lego's, crafting your shoes, supplying you steel for your high rises and assembling your TV's and smartphones, but now we're homeless drug addicts with no hope," but, naturally, Trump's foolish followers will say, "I don't care about that, just as long as we get jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims are registered."
7. "Mr. Trump! The disenfranchised nations are sending bombs this way!" "Don't worry about that, my children," Trump will retort. "Putin is on our side. He'll help protect us. Anyway, don't you care about that because you've got jobs, the Mexicans are kept in Juarez, and all the Muslims, even the unborn ones, are registered."
Way to go, Mr. President. F*CKING up the world for your selfish, nationalistic, populist, alt-right triflings.