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08 Apr 2020, 6:02 pm
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Pepe wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
People have snorted human ashes, too ... to "remember" their loved ones.
In some cultures, it was a sign of respect by eating the flesh of their relatives,
Errr, after they died.
That is why I have installed a triple deadlock on my door.
mmmmmm skunk pot pie
I'd advise you carefully remove the anal scent gland first, though.
08 Apr 2020, 6:08 pm
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Regrettably, I did hear of a woman who gave birth to twins and named them Corona and Covid.
True story.
A bit of "fun" for the parents could mean a tougher life for their kids.
They should have called the boys (if they are both males) Sue 1 and Sue 2.
"A boy named Sue."
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08 Apr 2020, 6:08 pm
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Pepe wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
People have snorted human ashes, too ... to "remember" their loved ones.
In some cultures, it was a sign of respect by eating the flesh of their relatives,
Errr, after they died.
That is why I have installed a triple deadlock on my door.
mmmmmm skunk pot pie
Do we need 'skunk' and 'pot', or is it just 'skunk pot'?
Personally, I'd settle for cannabis casserole.
08 Apr 2020, 6:10 pm
funeralxempire wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Pepe wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
People have snorted human ashes, too ... to "remember" their loved ones.
In some cultures, it was a sign of respect by eating the flesh of their relatives,
Errr, after they died.
That is why I have installed a triple deadlock on my door.
mmmmmm skunk pot pie
Do we need 'skunk' and 'pot', or is it just 'skunk pot'?
Personally, I'd settle for cannabis casserole.
It was a definite play on words, after the snorting comments.
08 Apr 2020, 6:13 pm
EzraS wrote:
13 years from now all those born in 2020 will be known as the quaranteens.
Brilliant!
08 Apr 2020, 6:20 pm
08 Apr 2020, 6:23 pm
IsabellaLinton wrote:
EzraS wrote:
13 years from now all those born in 2020 will be known as the quaranteens.
and I forgot d) most couples will realise they can't afford a baby between lost jobs and the possibility of steep medical debt for possible COVID treatment / pregnancy costs. It cost a woman I know $100 000 USD to suffer a miscarriage last week (with complications), and my cousin spent $8 000 USD out of pocket just to give birth.
I don't know what it is like now, but some cultures encouraged 13 or more kids.
The thinking was, half would probably die of disease and malnutrition, but the other half could look after the parents.
Despicable.
One government of that sort of cultural thinking, advertised the benefits of having 2 children, as opposed to 13.
A picture of a family of two kids, dressed well and a healthy weight, adjacent to a large family in poverty.
I'm sure that things have improved in some cultures/countries, but never underestimate the gross stupidity and selfishness of the human animal.
08 Apr 2020, 6:27 pm
08 Apr 2020, 6:28 pm
EzraS wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
EzraS wrote:
13 years from now all those born in 2020 will be known as the quaranteens.
and I forgot d) most couples will realise they can't afford a baby between lost jobs and the possibility of steep medical debt for possible COVID treatment / pregnancy costs. It cost a woman I know $100 000 USD to suffer a miscarriage last week (with complications), and my cousin spent $8 000 USD out of pocket just to give birth.
And yet there are approximately 360,000 babies born per day.
That poor woman!
A caged chicken doesn't look that bad, by comparison.
08 Apr 2020, 6:29 pm
Pepe wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Regrettably, I did hear of a woman who gave birth to twins and named them Corona and Covid.
True story.
A bit of "fun" for the parents could mean a tougher life for their kids.
They should have called the boys (if they are both males) Sue 1 and Sue 2.
"A boy named Sue."
I don't know the sex of the babies, but thanks for the song -- one of my (late) dad's favourites.
Always great to hear it.
08 Apr 2020, 6:36 pm
08 Apr 2020, 6:49 pm
08 Apr 2020, 7:02 pm
kraftiekortie wrote:
It’s about 7.79 billion, actually.
7.795 billion now.
08 Apr 2020, 7:05 pm
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Pepe wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Regrettably, I did hear of a woman who gave birth to twins and named them Corona and Covid.
True story.
A bit of "fun" for the parents could mean a tougher life for their kids.
They should have called the boys (if they are both males) Sue 1 and Sue 2.
"A boy named Sue."
I don't know the sex of the babies, but thanks for the song -- one of my (late) dad's favourites.
Always great to hear it.
Love it too
08 Apr 2020, 7:53 pm
Pepe wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Regrettably, I did hear of a woman who gave birth to twins and named them Corona and Covid.
True story.
A bit of "fun" for the parents could mean a tougher life for their kids.
They should have called the boys (if they are both males) Sue 1 and Sue 2.
"A boy named Sue."
B1 and B2
08 Apr 2020, 8:53 pm
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/04/ ... 16017.html
To be fair Covid is an Indian name, I think it's pronouced Covith in hindi, he'll have a memorable 19th birthday
