Fnord wrote:
Which seems more likely:
1. Trump, Dershowitz, the Clintons, princes, celebrities, Hollywood moguls and global financiers conspiring together to hire invisible stealth ninja assassins to do the actual dirty work? You gotta be kidding!
2. Overworked guards in the understaffed prison working in a brutal system that kills countless people through malice, negligence, and incompetence every year? This seems likely.
3. A cowardly old man seeing no other way out of a situation he put himself into after decades of forcing minors into sexual slavery, and then hanging himself the day after a dumpload of damning evidence and testimony against him was unsealed? This seems more likely.
Going by Occam's Law one is forced to pick number 1 because it is the most complex and unlikely theory.
Just kidding. I know it is really called Godwin's Razor