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10 May 2010, 9:16 pm

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) — The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

http://content.usatoday.net/dist/custom ... 8714.story

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11 May 2010, 6:39 am

You'd think he'd get more respect with a name like that. :wink:

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11 May 2010, 6:53 am

Many years ago I worked in a detox that doubled as a crisis intervention unit for psych patients, and I once heard a nurse on the phone ask someone, "Which one are you?" Later I learned several people with the name "Jesus Christ" occasionally stopped by, but none were Nazarene.

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11 May 2010, 2:53 pm

Hmm... I never met Jesus in the psych ward... I met God though! :lol:

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11 May 2010, 5:15 pm

dont worry, he'll be up and around in three days.

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11 May 2010, 6:01 pm

irishaspie wrote:

dont worry, he'll be up and around in three days.

lol awesome

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12 May 2010, 11:56 am

Oh no!

irishaspie wrote:

dont worry, he'll be up and around in three days.

PHEW! All is well.

:lol:

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12 May 2010, 4:44 pm

i laffed so hard when i read this.

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12 May 2010, 10:41 pm

I always wondered what the "H" stood for in Jesus H. Christ????

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12 May 2010, 10:59 pm

who knoes ?1/11!

u shoud track him down and ask him.

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12 May 2010, 11:04 pm

btw i believe the guy in the story had lord as his
first name and jesus as his middle. which i find
very interesting, personally. imagine him, going
to school. crazy. or church (!). o well, kids have
been named worse -- i suppose. n1 herd about
those kids -- 1 named ornge jello and the other
yellow jello ? :!: :!: (wtf were those parents on?)

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12 May 2010, 11:13 pm

actly, was lemon jello and orange jello. my bad.

(sorry, just had to verify. )

btw: click

check the comments ! go to bottom, the very,
very bottom. just hilarious ! (warning: nsfw)

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13 May 2010, 12:30 am

Hehe, "Belchertown." :wink:

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13 May 2010, 2:45 am

liloleme wrote:

I always wondered what the "H" stood for in Jesus H. Christ????

That's easy. He is named after his father.

You know, "Our father which art in heaven. Harold be thy name" :twisted:

By the way, I once worked with a guy named Jesus Bastardo. What an unfortunate name.

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13 May 2010, 12:15 pm

Alethes wrote:

i laffed so hard when i read this.

So did I.

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13 May 2010, 3:04 pm

liloleme wrote:

I always wondered what the "H" stood for in Jesus H. Christ????

It is commonly said to stand for "Holy". That's the way I use it. However, many have theorized the actual origin of the saying is different. I won't burden you with all of the ideas etymologists (or rather, aspiring etymologists) have thought up.

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