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15 Sep 2010, 12:53 pm
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FRANCE TO BAN SPIDERMAN
FRANCE has pledged to ban Spiderman unless he reveals his secret identity, it emerged last night.
The web-ejaculating superhero has been warned he will be arrested if he is seen swinging through the streets of Paris while wearing his lycra facemask with the big, shiny eyes.
French MP Jean-Pierre Delafarge said: "His all-een-one, figure-ugging bodysuit wiz its built-een web-shooters and matching balaclava ees a challenge to our republic and a symbol of ze oppression of spiders."
But a source close to the superhero said: "We may not like it but Spiderman has to cover his face. It's part of his spidey-culture.
"It's a shame because if you just let him go about his spidey-business unmolested, then eventually he might say, 'you know what, being French is even better than being Spiderman' and he'll remove it of his own accord."
The source added: "And anyway, what f*****g business is it of yours? If he's using his spidey-suit to smuggle drugs or bombs then fair dos. But he's not, so piss off. If they don't want Spiderman in France then they should just say so."
Prime minister Gordon Brown said there were no plans for a superhero facemask ban in the UK, adding: "Who is Spiderman? I honestly don't know, but I suspect he may be closer than you think..." before winking repeatedly and being led away by the Cabinet Secretary.
French MPs must now decide whether the legislation will also cover Batman, Robin and the Mexican swordsman Zorro, though some have called for an exemption as they do at least display their chins.
A French government spokesman said the ban will include ninjas.
FRANCE has pledged to ban Spiderman unless he reveals his secret identity, it emerged last night.
The web-ejaculating superhero has been warned he will be arrested if he is seen swinging through the streets of Paris while wearing his lycra facemask with the big, shiny eyes.
French MP Jean-Pierre Delafarge said: "His all-een-one, figure-ugging bodysuit wiz its built-een web-shooters and matching balaclava ees a challenge to our republic and a symbol of ze oppression of spiders."
But a source close to the superhero said: "We may not like it but Spiderman has to cover his face. It's part of his spidey-culture.
"It's a shame because if you just let him go about his spidey-business unmolested, then eventually he might say, 'you know what, being French is even better than being Spiderman' and he'll remove it of his own accord."
The source added: "And anyway, what f*****g business is it of yours? If he's using his spidey-suit to smuggle drugs or bombs then fair dos. But he's not, so piss off. If they don't want Spiderman in France then they should just say so."
Prime minister Gordon Brown said there were no plans for a superhero facemask ban in the UK, adding: "Who is Spiderman? I honestly don't know, but I suspect he may be closer than you think..." before winking repeatedly and being led away by the Cabinet Secretary.
French MPs must now decide whether the legislation will also cover Batman, Robin and the Mexican swordsman Zorro, though some have called for an exemption as they do at least display their chins.
A French government spokesman said the ban will include ninjas.
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15 Sep 2010, 1:53 pm
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16 Sep 2010, 3:26 am
To show you what an Aspie I am, it took a second or two for me to realize this was about the burka thing.
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16 Sep 2010, 3:52 am
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21 Sep 2010, 3:02 pm
Wombat wrote:
Yes, arrest Spiderman.
And get Batman too!
Batman roars around town at high speed in an unregistered and uninsured vehicle.
He breaks into buildings and beats people up.
He ties up the so called "bad guys" but he never testifies under oath at their trial which means that in "our world" they would not only walk free but they could sue him if they knew who he was.
And get Batman too!
Batman roars around town at high speed in an unregistered and uninsured vehicle.
He breaks into buildings and beats people up.
He ties up the so called "bad guys" but he never testifies under oath at their trial which means that in "our world" they would not only walk free but they could sue him if they knew who he was.
& 
are not pleased.
21 Sep 2010, 4:21 pm
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22 Sep 2010, 5:46 pm
Now, why would France do that for?
24 Sep 2010, 3:33 pm
