stolen goods hidden in body rolls

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http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freak ... 5964247840

Fat women are the best shoplifters on earth for several reasons
1. Skirts, I saw some grandma aged woman shove a VCR up her skirt on TV once...on a security camera not something that looked staged
2. If they put their backs to the camera they can easily start shoveling things into their purse without so much of a hint of it being visible
3. the obvious hiding spots.

wow impressive.'

One of my high school friends has a major problem with shoplifting. Her mother taught her to shoplift as a child about 5 years old. Some people should never have kids. My friend has been to jail twice and in the state she is in, if she gets caught again, she will be put away for quite a while. But she cant see why she cant have what she wants even if she does not have the money. Her whole family has been in jail at some point or another. Her brother done time for holding up a convience store. The whole family has this entitlement mentality. I quit going shopping with her when I caught her trying to steal while she was with me...I cant afford to go to jail because I am with her.

They may have failed at stealing clothes, but they succeeded in stealing my heart. Wait, no, no they didn't. They should be sentenced to six months of running and six months of Richard Simmons.

I'll wait for you Shmecoooooo!! !! !

Sounds like something from the Onion!

With names like Aliene and Shmeco, it's no wonder they turned to a life of crime.

for some reason I kept thinking of shamo.....the whale

Wow; $2600 worth of merchandise at TJ Maxx is a lot of stuff! From the photo I found of them, they didn't seem too fat (left: Ailene; right: Schmeco):



Of course, maybe their chins made them look skinnier. Or maybe they were just overestimating their chances of not getting caught and started taking the entire store with them lol.

They must have been a pretty big women.