But the guy did get labeled with a conviction to corrupt minors and solicitation to commit simple assault. And that's a matter of public record now. It'll come up on every credit report, every job application, every car loan, every passport. Anybody who bothers to check his background will have those convictions pop up automatically, including churches, schools, and any cop who scans his license plates.
No, I haven't the slightest urge to throw baseballs at him.