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08 Feb 2013, 10:35 am

...from his ring.

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Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ringtone
  • A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his mobile phone was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."



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08 Feb 2013, 1:09 pm

:lol: :lol: The least he could have done is put it on silent until he managed to, eh, extract it in his cell.



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08 Feb 2013, 1:12 pm

Tequila wrote:
...from his ring.

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Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ringtone
  • A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his mobile phone was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."


That would be a good joke, had I realized that ring referred to ones rear end sooner.


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08 Feb 2013, 2:02 pm

That seems news of the weird worthy. :lol: :lmao:


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08 Feb 2013, 5:12 pm

Vibrate would've been more fun. Although the guards would wonder why he was smiling so much. :lol:


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08 Feb 2013, 6:23 pm

Perhaps he should put it on vibrate...
I remember (at my primary job) when we had a new intake from Iran who had a live grenade up his bum. While we were reading him the information on the intake documents, he started to get queasy and complained of pains in his lower abdomen. He was taken to the local ER, where they discovered his colonic cache. Evidently, he intended to break out of the facility and go home with his wife, who was an illegal resident (visa expired).



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08 Feb 2013, 6:29 pm

emimeni wrote:
That seems news of the weird worthy. :lol: :lmao:

There needs to be a forum for bizarre news on here. Man, have I got a ton of stories...