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06 Apr 2013, 7:27 am

Kim Un announced that he "cant guarantee the safety of diplomats traveling to, and from his country after April tenth!

Didnt say why.

But it must mean that he is planing to do it- whatever 'it' is- and start his war.

The superpowers will be drawn in- and- the Mayans will be proved right after all!

It will be armageddon.

So..dont worry about your tax deadline!

The world will end before April 15th!

Or not.

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06 Apr 2013, 7:56 am

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The superpowers will be drawn in- and- the Mayans will be proved right after all!

So the world will end in 2012, then?

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06 Apr 2013, 8:20 am

Arcanyn wrote:

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The superpowers will be drawn in- and- the Mayans will be proved right after all!

So the world will end in 2012, then?

Mayans: "The world is going to end in 2012.... haha! We were kidding... the world will end in 2013."

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06 Apr 2013, 11:20 am

trollcatman wrote:

Arcanyn wrote:

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The superpowers will be drawn in- and- the Mayans will be proved right after all!

So the world will end in 2012, then?

Mayans: "The world is going to end in 2012.... haha! We were kidding... the world will end in 2013."

At least for Kim Jong Un and the DPRK at any rate.

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06 Apr 2013, 12:37 pm

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh, uh-huh, what a dumb***, uh-huh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh...

I wonder if he chose the 10th because that's as high as he can count without taking his shoes off or pulling his pants down?

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06 Apr 2013, 2:20 pm

He wanted to beat the rush of people filing for income tax extentions.

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06 Apr 2013, 4:10 pm

It's ok, I'm not a diplomat. :lol:

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06 Apr 2013, 6:19 pm

:roll:

He'll be squashed like a bug.

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06 Apr 2013, 8:49 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

It is a bit late for the Mayan prophecy and WW3 is not going to start.

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07 Apr 2013, 3:57 pm

And in earlier news from the DPRK.....

calendar>>November 29 2012 Juch 101

Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK
Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) -- Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).
Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:
"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.
The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.
The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.
The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."

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07 Apr 2013, 4:22 pm

He's still mad that we quit making Twinkies.

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07 Apr 2013, 7:49 pm

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He's still mad that we quit making Twinkies.

Hey, I heard a rumor passing around that the company was bought. Maybe we will get some, and we can send them to Kim and everything will be okay! :lol:

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07 Apr 2013, 8:00 pm

I think he's just trying to impress his wife ...

"Look at my rocket. It is having a big warhead explosion. Many Americans are intimidated at my rocket. Do you want to touch it ... please?"

:lol:

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07 Apr 2013, 8:11 pm

His relationship must not be going well.

"Hey honey, I don't like it when you threaten a bunch of gigantic countries with an inferior rocket. And NO, I don't want to touch it. Go get me a fancy new car..."

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07 Apr 2013, 10:24 pm

The relationship between Butterboy and his wife got off to a rocky start...

Kim Jong-un: "Haven't we met before?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Kim Jong-un: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Ri Sol-ju: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Kim Jong-un: "Is this seat empty?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Kim Jong-un: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Kim Jong-un: "Your place or mine?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Kim Jong-un: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Ri Sol-ju: "It's in the phone book."

Kim Jong-un: "But I don't know your name."
Ri Sol-ju: "That's in the phone book too."

Kim Jong-un: "So what do you do for a living?"
Ri Sol-ju: "I'm a female impersonator."

Kim Jong-un: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Do not Enter"

Kim Jong-un: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Unfertilized!"

Kim Jong-un: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Ri Sol-ju: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Kim Jong-un: "I know how to please a woman."
Ri Sol-ju: "Then please leave me alone."

Kim Jong-un: "I want to give myself to you."
Ri Sol-ju: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Kim Jong-un: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Ri Sol-ju: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Kim Jong-un: "Your body is like a temple."
Ri Sol-ju: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Kim Jong-un: "I'd go through anything for you."
Ri Sol-ju: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Kim Jong-un: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Ri Sol-ju: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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