April in Pyongyang

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The REAL reason for the sudden saber rattling brinkmanship by the North Korean dictator has finnally been revealed.


He is doing it all..aiming nuclear rockets at US outposts, and galvanizing his people to march on South Korea, in order to..

...impress Jodie Foster.

The actress is jetting to Pyongyang as we speak to meet with her long time admirer- dictator Kim.

This, plus a new billon dollar aid package (mostly food aide) to the hermit nation closed the deal- according to Hillary Clinton.

"Now we can all exhale!" said the secretary of state, and "both thiers, and our militaries are standing down, and back to normal low alert status, now that the deal is struck.

Clinton also announced that "The governments of Japan, South Korea, and the U.S., all give thanks to the film actress for her willingness to fly to the distant hermit state on such short notice to help us avert the crises ."

No one fell for my april fools joke.

Oh well.

In some timezones april 1 was more or less over when you posted this

Sorry, pretty much anything is believable over there right now.

Obama started it. He needs to prove his manhood repeatedly.

Speaking of N Korea. Any of you think that there may be Korean War between the N and S??

Well, I didn't (I don't think ... let me rewind a minute...)

But I hear American basketball player Dennis Rodman met Kim Jong Un recently, so you never know!

What made you choose Jodie Foster? An oblique reference to John Hinckley Jr perhaps?

Kinda seemed like how these things go, what with a "celebrity" visiting a country that's north of a border.

Why did a former NBA player visit N Korea?? It makes no sense to me.

Exactly. For him to start a war is about as crazy as Hinckley shooting a president.