And my kid doesn't understand why I want to observe every detail of everything she does on the Internet, or why she's not allowed to have a personal cell phone, or why she can't take an internet-capable device into her bedroom...
Puppy, it's not you I don't trust. It's humanity in general.
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"Alas, our dried voices when we whisper together are quiet and meaningless, as wind in dry grass, or rats' feet over broken glass in our dry cellar." --TS Eliot, "The Hollow Men"