A proper football? Luxury! There's a grand old tradition in the UK of kicking a tin can around the back streets, using jumpers for goalposts. They were simpler times (which a lot of people here seem desperate to get back to)
... it probably explains why we've failed to win the world cup for the last half century.
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Steve J
Unkind tongue, right ill hast thou me rendered
For such desert to do me wreak and shame