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11 Mar 2020, 10:34 pm

No tourists equals no bananas.
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13 Mar 2020, 4:09 am

Beavis : "When i was born the doctor slapped my butt...and then he spanked my monkey , heh heh heh" :lol:



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13 Mar 2020, 1:52 pm

The apes of wrath.



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13 Mar 2020, 3:22 pm

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Bad bad monkeys
As long as there are not 12 of them, we're safe.



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15 Mar 2020, 2:58 am

We humans F up everything we touch. By feeding wild monkeys, they've become semi domesticated, and thus dependent on human beings.


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15 Mar 2020, 12:31 pm

Yeah. ^ That's about the size of it.



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15 Mar 2020, 12:57 pm

Hope they don’t get the virus from people and then it starts gettin passed back and forth.I doubt they could quarantine monkeys successfully.


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15 Mar 2020, 2:54 pm

How sad, poor little things.



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20 Mar 2020, 2:03 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
We humans F up everything we touch. By feeding wild monkeys, they've become semi domesticated, and thus dependent on human beings.


Probably not semi-domesticated, just socialized to humans and prone to begging.

It's unlikely that we've done much in the way of selection and they likely don't show the physical changes stereotypical of intense selection for tame behaviour increased docility and tameness, coat color changes, reductions in tooth size, changes in craniofacial morphology, alterations in ear and tail form (e.g., floppy ears), more frequent and nonseasonal estrus cycles, alterations in adrenocorticotropic hormone levels, changed concentrations of several neurotransmitters, prolongations in juvenile behavior, and reductions in both total brain size and of particular brain regions. These show up in every mammal we've domesticated, but most importantly in the Russian experiments with red foxes and showed that those traits emerge even if behaviour is the only selection criteria.


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20 Mar 2020, 2:11 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
We humans F up everything we touch. By feeding wild monkeys, they've become semi domesticated, and thus dependent on human beings.


Probably not semi-domesticated, just socialized to humans and prone to begging.

It's unlikely that we've done much in the way of selection and they likely don't show the physical changes stereotypical of intense selection for tame behaviour increased docility and tameness, coat color changes, reductions in tooth size, changes in craniofacial morphology, alterations in ear and tail form (e.g., floppy ears), more frequent and nonseasonal estrus cycles, alterations in adrenocorticotropic hormone levels, changed concentrations of several neurotransmitters, prolongations in juvenile behavior, and reductions in both total brain size and of particular brain regions. These show up in every mammal we've domesticated, but most importantly in the Russian experiments with red foxes and showed that those traits emerge even if behaviour is the only selection criteria.


The fact that they've become accustomed to begging for food tells me we still have f'd them up.


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20 Mar 2020, 2:18 pm

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Monkeys, who according to Hindu tradition are descendants of the god Hanuman, continued living a life fit for kings on Saturday in the Thai city of Lopburi, where local authorities feed them twice a day and let them roam freely around its streets and temples.



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20 Mar 2020, 6:10 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
We humans F up everything we touch. By feeding wild monkeys, they've become semi domesticated, and thus dependent on human beings.


Probably not semi-domesticated, just socialized to humans and prone to begging.

It's unlikely that we've done much in the way of selection and they likely don't show the physical changes stereotypical of intense selection for tame behaviour increased docility and tameness, coat color changes, reductions in tooth size, changes in craniofacial morphology, alterations in ear and tail form (e.g., floppy ears), more frequent and nonseasonal estrus cycles, alterations in adrenocorticotropic hormone levels, changed concentrations of several neurotransmitters, prolongations in juvenile behavior, and reductions in both total brain size and of particular brain regions. These show up in every mammal we've domesticated, but most importantly in the Russian experiments with red foxes and showed that those traits emerge even if behaviour is the only selection criteria.


The fact that they've become accustomed to begging for food tells me we still have f'd them up.


Two types of intelligence:

The monkeys are smart enough to learn to beg and understand it's likely to work.
Most of the rest of the animals don't understand they can manipulate us, but they're smart enough to not depend on notoriously unreliable humans. :lol:


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20 Mar 2020, 6:49 pm

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-heal ... SKBN217103

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people in the province insisted the monkeys would not go hungry, and that officials and residents were giving them leftover food and vegetables.

“The monkeys are not starving because officials are taking care of them. In the morning, they will give the monkeys vegetables from the market,” Pakawan Koontawee told Reuters.

The 41-year-old food vendor said her own business was suffering as a result of the lost tourist trade.

“The monkeys aren’t starving, but we are,” she said.



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20 Mar 2020, 6:49 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
We humans F up everything we touch. By feeding wild monkeys, they've become semi domesticated, and thus dependent on human beings.


Probably not semi-domesticated, just socialized to humans and prone to begging.

It's unlikely that we've done much in the way of selection and they likely don't show the physical changes stereotypical of intense selection for tame behaviour increased docility and tameness, coat color changes, reductions in tooth size, changes in craniofacial morphology, alterations in ear and tail form (e.g., floppy ears), more frequent and nonseasonal estrus cycles, alterations in adrenocorticotropic hormone levels, changed concentrations of several neurotransmitters, prolongations in juvenile behavior, and reductions in both total brain size and of particular brain regions. These show up in every mammal we've domesticated, but most importantly in the Russian experiments with red foxes and showed that those traits emerge even if behaviour is the only selection criteria.


The fact that they've become accustomed to begging for food tells me we still have f'd them up.


Two types of intelligence:

The monkeys are smart enough to learn to beg and understand it's likely to work.
Most of the rest of the animals don't understand they can manipulate us, but they're smart enough to not depend on notoriously unreliable humans. :lol:


Correct.


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20 Mar 2020, 6:52 pm

domineekee wrote:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-thailand-monkeys/brawling-monkeys-fed-by-thai-villagers-as-tourism-dries-up-idUSKBN217103

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people in the province insisted the monkeys would not go hungry, and that officials and residents were giving them leftover food and vegetables.

“The monkeys are not starving because officials are taking care of them. In the morning, they will give the monkeys vegetables from the market,” Pakawan Koontawee told Reuters.

The 41-year-old food vendor said her own business was suffering as a result of the lost tourist trade.

“The monkeys aren’t starving, but we are,” she said.


At least someone's being taken care of.


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20 Mar 2020, 7:01 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
domineekee wrote:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-thailand-monkeys/brawling-monkeys-fed-by-thai-villagers-as-tourism-dries-up-idUSKBN217103

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people in the province insisted the monkeys would not go hungry, and that officials and residents were giving them leftover food and vegetables.

“The monkeys are not starving because officials are taking care of them. In the morning, they will give the monkeys vegetables from the market,” Pakawan Koontawee told Reuters.

The 41-year-old food vendor said her own business was suffering as a result of the lost tourist trade.

“The monkeys aren’t starving, but we are,” she said.


At least someone's being taken care of.


Yes, even a monkey deserves a banana