The BOARPOCALYPSE Has Come To Toronto

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17 Nov 2021, 9:40 am

Ontario seeking to trap group of wild pigs spreading east of Toronto

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PICKERING, Ont. — Ontario is working on trapping a group of wild pigs that was sighted in east of Toronto before it spreads and devastates the local wildlife and ecosystems.

The Ministry of Natural Resources and Forestry says the group was first seen in the Pickering area on Nov. 5 and there were several additional sightings of the same group in the area since then.

A spokeswoman says the wild pigs appear to be Eurasian wild boar, based on their appearance.

Morgan Kerekes says the ministry staff have been attempting to "trap and remove" the group since they were reported.

She says wild pigs are not native to Ontario and they could negatively impact Ontario’s agriculture sector and devastate its ecosystem.

Wild pigs have high reproductive potential and spread rapidly, which means they will compete with local wildlife for food, water and space.

This report by The Canadian Press was first published Nov. 15, 2021.
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I imagine I'm merely hours from being overran by the porcine menace. Honour my passing by taking a bereavement day. 8)


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17 Nov 2021, 9:43 am

How boaring :pig:



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17 Nov 2021, 9:47 am

Oh, we can make puns now but soon 30-50 feral hogs will overrun us within 3-5 minutes.


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17 Nov 2021, 9:48 am

I hear they're armed and dangerous. And carrying the swine flu.



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17 Nov 2021, 10:02 am

I bet they're pig ignorant of traffic laws too.



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17 Nov 2021, 10:38 am

funeralxempire wrote:
Oh, we can make puns now but soon 30-50 feral hogs will overrun us within 3-5 minutes.
We will not be "overrun".

We will be in the middle of a bacon-rich environment.



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17 Nov 2021, 10:40 am

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I knew it.


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17 Nov 2021, 11:10 am



HAha,

Ag HOG Day

ALReaDY CaMe

And Went And No One
Noticed aS iT Was Just

Another Ground Hog Day

FoR Me

At LEast...

Other Than That One of
My BesTesT oF FRiEnDS
Lives in Toronto Just

Got Finished Singing

to Her Will Alert

Her of the

Wild Boar

Issue in the
East of Toronto
As She Was Just

Relaxing on the Grounds
oF Fall Crimson Leaves iN

Beauty of

Autumn

Canada Trees..:)



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17 Nov 2021, 11:17 am

Well, now we have to be careful no-one starts hogging this thread.



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17 Nov 2021, 11:23 am

allingcay inyay ethay igbay unsgay


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17 Nov 2021, 11:24 am

It gives you the opportunity to hunt them Southern style with a couple of Catahoula cur dogs and just a knife.You won’t even need a gun, the dogs hold the pig and you stick it.


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17 Nov 2021, 11:34 am





A 'Little THeMe' Song

Also MeMe Song of

'The Trump Way of Life'
(Orwellian in More than
One WaY iN Deed)

Yes

For

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Coming Hunt
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17 Nov 2021, 1:03 pm

 

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17 Nov 2021, 1:57 pm



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The Cody Showdy warned us about this. :nerdy:


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17 Nov 2021, 2:05 pm

Soon you will learn to love them.


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17 Nov 2021, 2:07 pm

ImageYou can get a hat that shows your love.


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