Tucker Carlson Goes Off The Deep End

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01 Nov 2024, 4:58 pm

Just when you thought Tucker Carlson couldn't be even more nuts:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tuc ... 06470.html

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01 Nov 2024, 5:57 pm

I don't know, I've seen it happen...my best friend used to get REAL bad scratches.
I've even seen it on myself before, really weird stuff, hard to figure out a rational explanation...

But if Tucker's not even going to show off the scars, then...a bit harder to take him seriously...

edit: To add a little humor, he says it was four scratches, not three, so probably not a demon

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01 Nov 2024, 6:17 pm

"Tucker Carlson Claims a Demon ‘Mauled’ Him While He Was Sleeping"

I'm thinking his conscience finally caught up with him for a long overdue ass whooping.

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01 Nov 2024, 6:28 pm

I wake up with claw marks and I sleep with only 2 dogs. (Why you ask Two Dogs?)
I wonder which of his is named "Demon"

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01 Nov 2024, 7:36 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:

Just when you thought Tucker Carlson couldn't be even more nuts:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tuc ... 06470.html

Excerpt from the article:

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Tucker Carlson says he was mauled by a demon in a video that was released on Thursday, which happens to be Halloween.

When asked if the demon attack happened “in the milieu of journalism,” former Fox News anchor told John Heers of the “Christianities?” YouTube channel, “No, in my bed at night and I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed and mauled, physically mauled.”

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He says that his attacker was “something unseen that left claw marks on my sides,” and that the marks are “still there.” He adds that he woke up, unable to breathe, but found that his wife and dogs — who are very light sleepers — had not woken up.

He elaborates, “I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and my shoulder,” and saw that he had “four claw marks on either side, underneath my arms and on my left shoulder and they’re bleeding… actual claw marks.”

Can he be sure that one of his four dogs didn't scratch him in its sleep? That would seem to me to be the most likely explanation, assuming this story isn't totally made up.

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01 Nov 2024, 8:44 pm

And why would anyone want to call an evangelical to ask about scratches during sleep, or anything for that matter?

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